Fuck boy || Ziam

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group chat: niallhoran, zayn, fakeliampayne, louist91 and harrystyles

niallhoran: where are you all bitches at !

zayn: who this

louist91: we are in paradise

harrystyles: hey, nialler .x

louist91: did you just x him hazz

louist91: don't x him or anyone or else I will cut your body into an x

fakeliampayne: hey, calm down tommo

zayn: he gets so jealous easily

louist91: says the one that gets easily offended when someone does something to Liam

niallhoran: I feel so lonely

harrystyles: I'm sorry, boo bear

fakeliampayne: boo bear?

zayn: that's what Louis' mum calls him and just a reminder that he's 23

louist91: no need to tell the whole world

zayn: there's only five people in this group chat, dumbass not the whole world

niallhoran:  I wonder if I say I'm gay, everyone would notice and answer me

niallhoran: guys, I'm gay

zayn: I know. You have this gaydar

louist91: Niall the gay boy, give it a rest

harrystyles: he's lying

fakeliampayne: he could be gay who knows, he has four gay friends

niallhoran: your guys' gay vibes has been rubbing all over me

niallhoran: now tell me where you are and why you didn't tag me along

zayn: I don't think you can turn a straight guy gay

fakeliampayne: I was kinda straight before I meet you

zayn: oh well, I guess you can turn a straight guy gay then

harrystyles: I was born gay

louist91: so was I

zayn: same

niallhoran: same

harrystyles: wait what

fakeliampayne: wtf

zayn: okay?

louist91: I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

louist91: *wipes tears* I love this

fakeliampayne: if u really want to know the reason why we didn't invite you Niall is we felt bad that you'll be a fifth wheel, having no one and all

zayn: either way it's pretty sad

harrystyles: I love my whittle nialler, come to paradise.

harrystyles: I'll make you some cupcakes cause I used to work at a bakery

zayn: I just my dropped phone on my face because of what you just said Harry

zayn: why gotta you always have to tell everyone that you used to work at a bakery shop

fakeliampayne: I'll kiss it better baby boy

louist91: "baby boy" I'm puking glitters and why not, he can do whatever he wants

harrystyles: at least I'm a good cooker than all of you

niallhoran: just fucking tell me where you guys at !

fakeliampayne: Bahamas

louist91: Hawaii

harrystyles: Gold Coast

zayn: these nuts ! ha got 'em !

niallhoran: I hate you gays so much

niallhoran: see what I did there

niallhoran: *sigh* no one loves me

harrystyles: I do!

louist91: betrayer.

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I love this oh my god! Hahaha, I changed Zayn's user to zayn because he has a new one and doesn't use his old one that has like 2mil followers, smh but he's active now and I'm glad he is

Gay Niall doesn't exist to me tbh, we never know. He could be the only gay one in the band