Izuku POV
I am jumping from roof to roof I have found a few homeless people and have given all six bags. Now I only had one meal left to give. Than, I was finished for the day, I could lie down in bed and wait until Ereaserhead finally used his quirk on the villain.
Talk about the devil, I saw his shadow jump from roof to roof until he sits down on a roof. Why don't I have a conversation with him no hero has seen me so far only my quick shadow and a few descriptions. I have an idea, I smile badly. Slowly I go to the building and climb up the fire ladder. I'm behind him now. Oh, that's going to be fun.
Me: Hello my dear homeless person, would you like to have something to eat.
Ereaserhead gets scared. Looks at me with a mixture of bewilderment, confusion, feeling insult and mostly tiredness.
Ereaserhead: I'm not a homeless person, I'm a pro hero.
Me: if that's true, I'm Satan Claus, the Easter bunny and a vigilante at the same time.
Ereaserhead: I don't know about being Santa Claus and Easter bunny but I know what you do violates the rules and is vigilantism.
Me: Satan Clause. That could be. Do you want the food now or not? You look like you need it.
Ereaserhead: Either the hard or easy tour as you decide to land in the police station.
Me: What doesn't kill me makes me stronger, so the hard way.
Ereaserhead: I gave you a chance.
He gets his scarf and I jump out of the way. The scarf doesn't catch me. Ereaserhead wants to use his quirk. I use the moment he starts the second attack with his scarf to attack. He probably didn't expect that when a box with food flies into his face. In the box that looked like a yoghurt can was soup. The box a fell on the floor and burst on the floor.
Eraserhead: sigh Seriously
The second meal flew exactly towards his face after he looked up from the floor. Every meal do a persons has tree parts soup, spaghetti Bolognese and a dessert the chocolate pudding. The box exploded on the face of Ereaserhead. Is face was full of spaghetti.
Me: Enjoy your meal.
Ereaserhead: A lot of things were thrown at me. Even adult toys. But food. Really?
Me: I'm just original.
Ereaserhead: You are annoying in an original way.
Me: Really, that's so nice, thank you. Do you also want the pudding?
Ereaserhead: Don't dare...
I'm getting ready for my throw just stupid that I forgot that I'm affected by the quirk. Instead of my skin that ripped too tightly around me, my bones broke. A loud crack was heard and a second of pain twitched me.
Ereaserhead: What just happened? How could you break a bone so easily?
The cracking had been very loud and you could clearly hear that it was a bad break.
Ereaserhead: The break didn't sound good when you go peacefully with me to the police station, you get medical supp...
Splash.
An annoyed pro hero looked at me with chocolate pudding dripping from his face. And Spaghetti.
Ereaserhead: You... you #€&#*€&#€&#€&*&##€&*#*#€#*€#&#&#€&#&
Me: Language Ereaserhead
I'm kind of sorry now. Ereaserhead is certainly just tired and wants to do his job and I do that to him. The police don't even have the exact gender or age of me. Would it be so stupid to reveal my name. My vigilante name, of course.
Me: Ereaserhead, you deserve a little karma after you expelled your whole class.
I saw the wheels move in his head.
Eraserhead: Karma!
Me: nice to meet you in person.
Ereaserhead: I always knew that you were a problematic person and it turns out that you are. It really...
His phone rang.
Ereaserhead: I'm going, it's important
He said quickly after he saw the display.
Eraserhead (call): Hello?
Me: Hide the drugs!
Ereaserhead only gives me a look that literally says that he would like to expelled me from the world.
Ereaserhead listens to the caller and nods his face becomes more and more worried. He looks at me with big eyes.
Ereaserhead: You have to get to the nearest hospital the fastest way.
Me: Pah hospitals are for weaklings... Bye favourite detectives, bye Hobo. And please hurry Ereaserhead I kinda die right now.
I throw a smoke bomb and disappear. I hear a few curses
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