Suddenly Kai begins to notice a sandstorm surrounding him and Octavio, who doesn't seem to be too minded by it as he jumps back
Kai: "He must be using sound vibrations from his
music to create this storm...
Cuttlefish: Incoming, Agent 3!
With quick reaction, Kai notices a giant fist flying towards him but quickly uses his splatana to smack it away, hitting back at Octavio
Kai: Damn... I really pulled the "why are you hitting yourself..."
Octavio continues to fire more of his fists at Kai but he quickly knocks them back at Octavio which begins to concern Kai
Kai: Why do you have giant fists that some reason attack back at you? That's kinda stupid!
Octavio: They're heat-seeking brat... they have to hit something...
Kai: Guess that explains why they attacked you even when I wasn't trying to parry some of them
Octavio: Then try parrying this!
He leaps into the air with a flip and aims with his fist now spinning like a drill and fires at Kai once again
Cuttlefish: He's using a drill punch! Quick dodge!
Kai quickly goes into defense and tries to block the drill attack but feels himself being overwhelmed by the pressure, causing him and strike down to the ground
Cuttlefish: I told you to dodge not block!
Kai: *grunt* I thought I could parry that one...
He kicks the drill fist off of him as it retracts back to Octavio who already has another drill attack launched at Kai but this time he avoids the drill. Once the drill struck the ground, he charged his splatana and hit the giant fist back at Octavio, causing the giant octopus to fall out of his machine
Cuttlefish: Octavio fell out of his turntable! Quick, turn the tables on him!
Kai: Heh, way ahead of you!
Octavio quickly tries to get up but is stuck in the cyan ink which gives Kai enough time to speed blitz towards him and swing his Katana across his face
Kai: Fore!
Octavio gets sent flying and smacked back into his machine which nearly tips over but he quickly gets back up and fixes his stance before it falls over
Octavio: Think my beats sucks, eh?
Kai: What? I never said-
Octavio: Then you'll love THIS!
Suddenly a nozzle appears out of Octavio's machine and begins to suck in the ink and sand around him and then lets out a steam
Kai: Damn... never thought a vacuum can be somewhat intimidating...
Suddenly Octavio immediately fires a drill attack which Kai quickly dodges but before he could attack the hand, Octavio activates his ink-vac and starts to suck the ink out of Kai's splatana
Cuttlefish: He's using an Ink Vac! Don't let it suck up your ink!
Soon Octavio finishes sucking up most of the ink from Kai's splatana and fires out a blast of ink towards Kai. He quickly avoids the blast but once it hits the ground, the aftershock sends Kai away and knocks him to the ground
Kai: *grunt* Son of a bitch!
Octavio: GYAH HA HA HA!
Octavio once again uses his ink-vac but this time, it is stronger as Kai tries to keep ahold of his splatana from being ripped out of his grip. As Kai was holding on to dear life, Smallfry began to float in the air which Kai noticed and started to panic
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Splatoon Harem Epilogue
Фанфик5 years has passed since the Great Chroma War and the fall of the Overlords. Kai decides to move to the Splatlands to start his "normal" life. Until he has been chosen to become the new Agent 3, he would discover where the old legends have gone to a...
