Black Wedding - A Tale of Unhappiness

Chapter Nine

The Next Day

Jack and Emerson were shopping at Wal-Mart, they needed a few things plus Em wanted to buy a new coffee machine.

Jack felt a bit uncomfortable, he knew they were getting looks because of Em. He couldn't figure out I'd it's he's because he's cross dressing or if he's just too emo looking.

Probably the emo thing, people don't like emos.

"So, we've got cheese, ketchup, eggs, butter and milk." Jack wrote down on his list.

"Just have avocados and beef left. Oh and we have to get the coffee machine." Em replied, coldly.

Although Em was cross dressing and wearing makeup, he did seem to act more like himself. Although he had feminine traits, he never really could have passed as a full blown female with his behavior.

But that didn't matter now anyways. Em went to go grab the avocados and Jack retrieved the beef.

They met back up and headed towards the kitchenware aisle to pickup the machine and they head towards check out.

They packed the car with their groceries and they both get in the car.

When they drove towards home, they got stuck in a traffic jam that unknowingly to them would last hours before any movement was possible.

"Damn it damn it DAMN IT!!" Jack screamed and beat the steering wheel.

"Well-" Em chuckled.

"This is not what I needed." Jack rubbed his forehead.

"So....I guess we've got time to kill." Em sighed.

"Do you think this will ever change?" He immediately started.

"What so?" Em asked, leaning slightly towards Jack.

"You know, will we wake up one day and find that we love each other?" Jack turns to Em.

Em sits back a bit and thinks. "Like you said before, it's hard since we're two heterosexuals."

"Well, straight people sometimes find out they are bi." Jack shrugs and looks out the window. "Is there anyways we can make ourselves bi any faster."

"I don't think that's how I works but we can try." Em tightened his chocker a bit and brushed his hair away from his face.

"Speeding up the bi process?"

"Yep." Em sighs. "Now I don't want you to say a word and don't make a fucking show."

Suspicious, Jack conceringly asks. "Emerson what are you doing."

"BE fucking quiet, you whining won't help this at all." Em snapped at him.

Em locked the car doors and slammed his hand on Jack's mouth, of course Jack squirmed but Em kept a steady hand over his mouth.

With his other one, he pulled down Jack's pants just a bit and started to blow Jack off, hoping to "speed up" the process of making them love each other.

But they just instead made a very uncomfortable situation for the both of them.

But hey, they're married. What do I know?