Two guys part of larger friend group named Jack and Emerson are the modern young man.
Jack is a 6ft tall blonde guy at age 20, he seems to have a strange violent tendency but also internally is very soft.
Emerson is 5,9 brunette just two years older than Jack who's self esteem is so shot he decides to embrace emo culture. However Em himself has crazy thoughts and ideas that even scare Jack and their other friends sometimes.
They both had bad luck dating, both handling emotional wrecks of women or just girls who flat out don't give a shit about them. This drives both of them to decide to give up on dating.
One day Emerson, as an act of rebellion decides to attend lunch with Jack and his other friends Mitchell ( also a 6ft blonde ) and Soren ( a 5'4 asian black haired trans male ) while wearing goth girl clothes.
They ask him why he's even dressing this way and Em responds by saying that he's legally a girl and can dress this way if he wants.
- Emerson was actually mis identified at birth due to a defect and now his paperwork always labels him as a female.
Jack for some reason felt uncomfortable with Em dressing this way and Em could feel it. It didn't help all of them knew Jack had a thing for Goth girls.
Emerson decides to start teasing Jack, all the while Soren and Mitchell played along. Em would keep flirting with Jack while he stayed silent, until eventually Jack flirted back...with his face red as a chili pepper.
However after lunch this would go beyond that.
Emerson, already an emo person to begin with kept dressing in Gothic female clothes. All the while kept referencing songs from My Chemical Romance, Sleeping with Sirens, Peirce the Viel, Black Veil Brides and TX2.
The friends decided to just go along with Em's new style but the 3 of them couldn't help but notice Jack stared at Em alot.
Emerson liked the attention, he didn't really get looked at as intensive as this. So he kept amusing Jack.
Weeks and then months would go by, while Mitchell and Soren would talk how good their dating life went, Emerson and Jack would sigh and roll their eyes or even tear up when they talk about theirs how much they feel like a failure.
Eventually three months had passed by the first lunch Em dressed weird. Emerson was having a fit about how no one respects him and he can't keep a relation with a girl and just keeps dressing like this to mock everyone.
Mitchell tries to calm him down and Soren tries to offer advice. Em doesn't hear any of it.
But then, out in the corner. Jack mentioned. "Well why don't we get married? I mean we both have bad luck with women and we both are good friends to each other."
Em, feeling defeated gave it some thought. He did in fact enjoy fucking around with Jack's emotions but he did feel very uncomfortable actually going forward with this. None the less Emerson sighed and sayed "You know what that's not a bad idea, besides it's not like anything bad could happen."
Mitchell and Soren are shocked by these news by Jack and Emerson had already given up and decided they should be with each other.
After all, what are friends for?
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Black Wedding - A Tale of Unhappiness
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