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Chapter 10

Agle din

Yuvan: KYA?! (Kutto ki tarah chillate hue)

Yuvi: (jo soya hua tha) kyu thak riya hai?

Yuvan: b-bhai mai nhi thak riya hu, hum sab ki gend marne wali hai isliye warning deriya hu.

Veer: ayein? Ki Hoya?

Javin: kisne maarli teri-

Yuvan: meri maa

Jatin: par aunty ke pass toh-

Jai: chup kar jaa warna Yuvi dande se peetega tujhe

Jatin: m-Mai kaha kuch bolta hu mai toh g-gunga hu

Yuvan: meri mataji idhar rehne aa rhi hai...

Others: BEHENCHOD??
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Ladkiyo ka room

Navya: aur btao kya chal rha h?

Sarah: hindustan me toh fog chal rha h

Navya: beyy la- m-meri haathon ki lakeerein... tere aur yuvraj ke beech me kya chal rha h?

Sarah: *chokes* k-kya Chal rha hai? K-kuch bhi toh n-nhi

Shifa: yeh jhooth bol rhi h! Yeh harami jab jhooth bolti hai tb haklati hai!

Helen: bhai chorro na-

Bhoomi: tu toh bol hi mat bkl- tu tere wale ko patta nhi deti aur mera wala mujhe patta nhi deta

Yukti: dedega bhyi chinta kyu krti h

Bhoomi: chinta mai nhi krti bhyi mai chinta ta chita chita krwati hu. Woh patta nhi deta toh mai cheen lungi

Disha: tmlogo ka hogya ho toh main topic pe focus kare?

Soumya: ha toh tere aur yuvraj ke beech me kya chal rha hai

Sarah: wahi jo aapke aur Jai ke beech me chal rha hai

Soumya: y-yeh jhooth bol rhi hai

Sugshika: yeh haklayi nhi mtlb sach bol rhi hai!

Lipika: dimag ka bhaji fry bana diya h bhyi! Shanti se baat kro!

Aarvi: shanti ka number do.

Jiya: hey bhagwaan! *internally cries*

Shaily: baat itni si hai ki tm sbka kahi na kahi kuch na kuch chal rha h! Haina?
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Ladko ka room

Sidd: par teri mummy achanak se aa kyu rahi hai??

Yuvan: garmiyon ki chuttiyan hai na toh bas aise hi time spend krne.

Jatin: aur hum sabki jo what lagegi uska kya?

Nitin: woh kaise?

Veer: arey bhai hum pura din masti krte h duada bhagi dhakka mukki woh sb band!

Javin: BC-

Faneesh: ab kya krenge?

Yuvi: sochne toh de- *tring tring* hello? Kaun bol rha h bey?

??: teri maa ne jis bhooth se shaadi ki thi na, wahi bhooth hu mai!

Yuvi: papa aap! Bataiye kaise phone kiya?

Ajay: mai waha rehne aa rha hu!

Yuvi: HEIN??? PAR KYU??? *shock se khada ho gaya.... YUVRAJ KI BAAT KR RHI HU THARKIYON*