♡Partners in Crime♡ Pest x Poob (Requests open)

Chapter 1 - Party Poober

This is my first ever fanfic! I hope you all like it!!! Tw for death, violence, cussing, manipulation

Pest Pov:

        Another day in the regretevator, always reeked from the spilled food all over the floor. Wallter stood tall, reading a lengthy novel. At least it was him and not anyone annoying… The early morning was my favorite time of day, when none of the players were in the regretevator. It was nice and quiet, until a player got on. They pressed a red ball making it yell, “I hate you!” and its other catchphrases. It was too damn early for this. Then they sprayed Wallter’s book, soaking the paperback cover.
        “Ugh! Not my rented book…” Wallter wiped it off and placed it underneath his arm. I could already tell they were going to annoy me next. The player continuously sprayed Wallter, soaking his scarf. Then the regretevator stopped at the subway once again.
        “Ough Oh no!! I hope I’m not late :{“ Party Noob stumbled in with an invite falling out of his hand. Great, now it’s going to be extra loud in here. “Hiya Pest! And Wallter! :D”

        “You seem to be in a rush, friend, wake up late?” Wallter asked.
        Party Noob frowned, “Yea… I was going to a prty but idk if I will maek it! X{“
        Wallter checked his ifone, “Well the time is 6:30, if you would like to know.”
        “Aw dang! I'm already late… :{“ The player slapped Party Noob, making him drop his party supplies. “Ough!” I admit I snickered a bit, but that player was even more annoying than Party Noob. The player then ran to me and sprayed me with water, soiling my hoodie and my hat.
        “あなたはクソだ!!” (You piece of shit!)
        Party Noob frowned at the sight of me yelling out. “Awe cheer up, Pest! If u come-”
        “Stop right there Party Noob, I don’t want to go to your party.” I hissed at him in annoyance.
        “Oh come on!! I’ll do anything plzzz!! X{“ He leaned towards me, silently begging like a pathetic dog. Well… I guess I could convince him to get rid of that annoying player. I know I will have to go to whatever party, but maybe I can leave early.
        I grinned as I processed the deal. “Well I guess there is one thing… If you can get rid of that pesky player, then I will go.”
        His face lit up, “Yay!!! No problem, Pest!!! ^^ That Party Poober won’t kno wat happend!! >:}” He cracked his knuckles and walked over to the player, who was busy pestering Wallter. He grabbed the players head, and just fucking snapped their neck. I was shocked, my jaw dropped.
        Wallter shouted, “Poob! You didn’t have to… kill them!” Party Noob smiled and winked at me, I couldn’t even react. He walked over to me, standing right in front of me, proud of himself.
        “I didn’t know you had it in you. That was insane!” I said surprised, yet cautious.
        “Awe it’s oke! I’ve done it plenty of times!” I looked over at the body and dashed towards it, I took their wallet and searched through it, they were stacked! Then it clicked, I could use him to get so much money!
        “Poob- I mean… Party Noob. I think you should come to a party of my own.”
        He jumped up, and flapped his hands like crazy. “OMG REALY??? :DD”
        “Yeah yeah, just come with me.” I grabbed his hand and dragged him off into the subway. I blushed when I realized I was still holding his hand, I let go quickly. “Here, us beetles have parties like this. All we do is go and take these people out, and I snatch their cash!” I grinned and chittered a bit out of excitement.
        “But but- Pest this seems rong… I don’t want to hurt inosent peopl :{“
        “Oh no no no, these people are in on it, they know what we are doing, it’s completely fine.”
        “Oh… Thn I guess it’s oke!” In the blink of an eye, he ran towards the nearest bystander and punched them in the face, knocking them into a wall. Then he punched them until they fell unconscious. I could already feel it, all the cash filling my empty heart. Hehehe, harsh metaphor, but it’s true ig.
        I couldn't help but think, after all was said and done, that I shouldn't have manipulated Party Noob. I always thought he was just some stupid naive little baby. But when I saw him teach that player a lesson, it was like my whole perception of him changed. He seemed... tolerable, impressive, cool, and sweet- ugh no what am I thinking. Why do I find him charming now...