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3rd Person
Poob was watching TV and checking the clock every minute, waiting excitedly until it was time to visit Pest. They couldn’t wait any longer, they left 15 minutes early. He threw on his hoodie, and dashed out the door.
On the subway they could barely contain their excitement, they were always excited to go places but this time it was special. He never wanted to acknowledge it, but he always admired Pest. They couldn’t stop their racing thoughts. I cant wait!!! XD We are gunna hav so much fun!!! He is my best frend!! He always smelled liek flowers and stuf! His chittering was funny and kinda cute X3 I wanna do soooo much wit him!! ^^ Sooo much… He rested his cheek on his hand and finally calmed down a bit. They imagined many things they wanted to do with Pest. Until they thought about kissing him, then they tried to distract themself. Ough! bad Poob!! Don think abt that!!! X{ The goofy fucking idiot finally got to Pest’s den and gathered the courage to knock on his door. The dipshit did one of those silly ass knocks that sound like a song.
“OH SHIT!” Pest yelled on the other side. He accidentally slept through the entire 3 hours. He jumped out of bed and ran towards the door. Poob heard Pest on the other side of the door panting. (exercise more) Pest opened the door and waved to Poob as he tried to catch his breath.
“WOAH!! OoO” Poob grabbed Pest’s hand and looked at his claws. “I nevr noticed u had these sharp claws!!!” He giggled while poking his claws, testing the sharpness.
Pest was blushing hard at the unexpected move. He froze in shock, not knowing what to do. He quickly pulled his hand away. “I- I always had claws.” He never stumbled over his words, but he did now. 情けないですね. (I’m Pathetic)
“I dont remembr!!” He was still mesmerized, he always thought Pest’s dangerous features and attitude were very alluring. “Does it hrt to ich bug bites??”
“Just come in and close the door, it’s cold.” Poob closed the door and sat on the couch. They bounced their leg to subdue their anxiety, they usually weren’t the type to get nervous. Pest sat next to Poob, this was the closest they had been to each other willingly.
“Theres plenty of space on ur couch, u dont hav to be so close… unless u wanted to ;p” Pest looked away and frowned from embarrassment, he wanted to get closer with Poob but didn’t know how to deal with his feelings. They never had such experiences before. “U dont wanna talk? :<” Pest shook his head slightly. “Awww thas oke!! Wanna hug?” They held out their arms for him. Pest didn’t know how to approach him and just closed his eyes and hung his head. Poob took off Pest’s hat and played with his hair. “Smth rong Buggy?”
“No, I’m just.. Touch starved. Don’t tell anyone about this, I just need attention right now.” Pest whispered, he felt shameful for giving into his desire and being vulnerable.
"Awww… Its ok Pest!! Dont feel bad, theres no reason to!!!” Poob pulled Pest into a deep embrace, he smelled his hoodie, they felt how cold Pest was. “Oh! Ur cold!! U ok? :(“
“I can get your blanket from my room.”
“Hehe, u slept with my blanket? ;P”
“Shut up.” Pest growled, he walked to his room and got the blanket. While waiting Poob tensed up with energy and excitement. Pest returned and threw the blanket on Poob. “There.”
“I thought u wer cold??”
“I am, I just think you should use it.”
“No nooo, its ok!! I have an idea!!” Poob pulled Pest in for a hug and pushed him on the couch. Pest looked up at them in shock. Poob laid on Pest, resting their head on his shoulder with their arms wrapped around him. “Is this ok? :}”
“...Yeah.” Pest rolled over and reached his leg over Poob’s. Holding them tightly as they could feel each other's heart beating fast. Their heart beats slowly slowed and synced as they calmly cuddled in comfortable silence. The occasional happy chitter from Pest made Poob smile and bury their face into his shoulder.
“I luv u Pest, I rlly do >///<” This was the most calm Poob had ever been when speaking to Pest. Pest contemplated what to say, he knew he loved Poob too. His anxiety made his heart pound in his chest, and Poob could feel it.
“I.. love, you too.. Poob.” He fumbled over his words embarrassingly. Pooh secretly took out their ifone and took a picture of them together for memories. He smiled bright and carelessly dropped it on the floor.
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YESSSS They are literally so cute together gays
They absolutely explore each others bodies (canon, Trust me)
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