I HATE gay people, btw the NSFW headcanons prob won’t be consistent if I do this again request maybe 💪
Early in the morning Pest slept on his back on the couch, he slowly opened his eyes and saw Poob laying across his chest, watching TV. A sudden reaction came from Pest and he started purring, not even realizing he was doing so. Poob looked up at him and moved up eye to eye and kissed him. Pest growled quietly, his face turned a slight shade of pink. “Ur so cute Pest :3”
“Shut up.” Pest snapped back, staring them down.
“Mmm.. nah :P” They teased, not backing down but rather moving closer. Poob placed their hand on Pest’s cheek and smiled brightly.
Pest’s face blushed a deeper shade of red and he started to sweat, “Don’t try to get a reaction from me, I’m warning you.”
“Why? U wouldnt hurt me ;]” Poob loved to tease Pest and see the softer side of him. It always warmed his heart to see him relax and let himself be vulnerable, as well as it was entertaining.
“I bite.” Pest threatened in a playful manner, but Poob wasn’t turned away from this idea at all. They grabbed one of Pest’s mandibles lightly and felt the smooth surface. Pest suddenly bit Poob’s hand without breaking the skin, it only felt like a prick but it was enough for them to pull their hand back.
“YEOWCH X[“ Poob yelped out, Pest smiled mischievously. “Bet u wont do it again :D” They challenged Pest, seeming to get over the bite immediately. Pest huffed and bite down again, slightly harder, just enough to leave a small dent in his skin. “OW” Even though Pest bit harder they didn’t yell as loud as the first time. So without warning Pest bit down, his sharp teeth finally making them bleed out just a little. “OH! Ah-” They quickly covered their mouth and looked away from Pest, blushing hard.
Finally in Pest’s head, it clicked, “You really are into that aren’t you??” He questioned, but Poob stammered over their words denying the claim, rambling on trying to make an excuse for their reaction. Pest hushed them by putting their hand over their mouth. “You want me to do it again?” Pest smiled in a slightly different manner, his mandibles chittered showing his interest.
Poob sat up and shoved their blanket in their lap, “I- Did I make u mad?? Ur mandibls r angry..”
Pest sat up and shook his head, “No no no, they just.. Do that sometimes.”
“Is it cuz ur excited?” Poob asked innocently, not thinking of the undertones.
Pest blushed and avoided eye contact, “Uh.. I-I um..” Poob cluelessly waited for his answer, “Do you want me to bite you or not?” He avoided their question so he wouldn’t expose himself.
“OH! Y-yea!” They replied nervously, but in a second Pest moved inches from their face.
“Are you sure?” He whispered in their ear reassuringly.
Poob blushed and smiled shyly, “Jus be gentle O///O” Pest nodded and pulled Poob into a hug, kissing their neck. Poob was surprised at how nice it felt. They felt increasingly more aroused by the second, their breaths getting heavier. “Pest..” They whispered, their heart pounding in their ears. The feeling in their heart growing stronger. Pest softly bit their neck, Poob sighed loudly out of pleasure. Pest started purring again and pressed his body against theirs and softly pushed them on their back. He sat back up to catch his breath and saw the obvious bulge in their pants.
A smile grew across Pest’s face, “ああ~敏感ですね?~” (Ah~ Aren’t you sensitive?)
“Wha?..” They noticed their blanket was on the floor, their face turned blood red, “WAA SRYYY <X[“ They panicked but Pest soothed them with a passionate kiss.
“It’s okay hun, do you want me to stop?” Pest held their face with both hands, smiling slightly.
“No, pls dont O///O” Pest chuckled and dragged his sharp claws down from their chin to their chest, and he unbuttoned their shirt.
Pest kissed on their chest and purred louder, “You are very warm.” He moved his long tongue further down his chest until he got to their waist. Poob shut their eyes tight, heavily embarrassed, their heart beat out of their chest. “Are you sure this is okay?” Pest asked one more time, as he played with Poob’s pants button, tapping with his claws to make a rhythmic metal tapping sound.
Poob opened their eyes and sheepishly looked down at Pest, who’s mischievous grin looked sharper than ever. “Ya.. im jus supr nervus <:}”
“I’ll go slow, I am not experienced either. Consider yourself lucky, ばか.” Pest then shot them in the head for no fucking reason. Slay. Pest unbuttoned their pants and laughed to himself at Poob’s reaction. Their face was buried in their arms, their face was so red the sweat would turn to steam, what a faggot. Pest moved close to Poob’s face and moved their arms. They stared at him, shaking and struggling to fight a smile. Pest knew how to calm them down but he didn’t like it, he rubbed his head on Poob like a stupid cat does cuz uhhhhh idfk. Poob calmed down a bit until he returned to his usual color.
“Thanks heh <:3” Pest smiled before he went freak mode again and he slowly moved his hands under their pants, rubbing gently while Poob’s breathing became noticeably heavier. Pest laid next to Poob and continued to tease them, Poob covered their face and looked away, Pest grabbed their face and forced them to look at him. “Pest..”
“これは好きですか?” (Do you like this?) Pest asked.
“I-I dunno wha ur sayin..” Poob replied quietly, holding back any embarrassing reactions.
“私は私の愛を知っています~” Pest slightly dug his claws into Poob’s face and pulled them into a kiss. His long tongue exploring every inch of their mouth, leaving them breathless, he finally pulled away, leaving a trail of saliva between them.
“Guh…” Poob wrapped their arms around Pest and leaned close, “more pls..” They whispered, clenching onto his shirt. Pest chittered in excitement and pulled Poob’s pants down. Pest slowly rubbing the bulge in their underwear.
“You sure?” Pest asked, quietly he purred and unconsciously rubbed his head on Poob.
“PLS X[“ Poob yelled in response, wasting no time Pest pulled out Poob’s hard cock, making them flinch unexpectedly. Pest slowly felt them up freaky style, Poob hid their face in Pest’s hoodie, clenching his sides hard. They were too nervous to make any noise, but occasionally a moan would slip out, making Pest more excited. Pest would stroke Poob’s dick a bit faster, their bodies pressed on each other completely. Poob could feel Pest’s member throbbing through his clothes. “Ah~ Pest.. pls more!” Poob begged, peering up at Pest nervously.
“Don’t EVER mention this.” Pest grunted, Poob was a bit confused. Pest sat back at the place he was sitting at before. “私はそんなことはしていないので、過大評価しないでください.”
“Huh?-” Poob suddenly covered their mouth as they felt Pest’s long sharp tongue slowly wrap around their cock. “MM- P-Pest~” Poob sat up and moved closer to Pest. They stopped caring about what noises they made, and they just rubbed Pest’s back. “Ah- I’m close 0///0” Pest smiled and took their cock into their mouth, licking all over and then taking it in his throat. “AH~ O FFF-” Poob grew impatient and grabbed Pest’s Mandibles suddenly and pushed Pest down to the base of their cock. Their nails scratched his back as he came in Pest’s throat.
“Fuck you.” Pest growled as he sat up, he hissed, yet he honestly liked it. He doesn’t want you to know that tho.
“Sry.. :[“ Poob apologized nervously, but Pest didn’t gaf cuz he is baller. They like cuddle or some shit the end idk i dont write smut 😰
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