Time to be silly again :p I must write men kissing cuz I am lonely ♡♡♡
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3rd Person POV (focused on Pest)
Pest woke up from his slumber, he could smell frosting and chocolate. He was confused until he sat up, he saw he was literally laying across Poob’s lap, with Poob slumped over, still asleep. His heart almost put him into fucking cardiac arrest, after a solid five seconds of staring… “ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ” They screeched like a hamster falling into a paper shredder.
Poob jolted awake, “PEST?! R u ok???? OoO”
Pest in a hurry jumped up and ran out the door with Poob’s Sprinkle pattern blanket still around his shoulders. The overwhelming feeling in his chest was too much for him to handle, he had to go back to his den and cool off. He sat on the subway curled in a blanket as thoughts raced through his mind, he was shivering, but he wasn’t cold. They didn’t even notice other people staring at them as the chittering noises from his mandibles were intense and loud. The moment he arrived at his den, he flopped onto his bed face first into a pillow, falling limp. Was I THAT tired to fall asleep on them? Did I make everything weird? Why did I like sleeping on him? Is that what affection is like? How long has it been since I had physical contact with someone? How- *Ding!* His thoughts were interrupted by his ifone notifications. In a nervous rush he picked up his phone, almost breaking his screen with his claws.
> u ok pest??? :((
> Im worried abt u!!
< I’m fine, I was just overstimulated I think.
> Aww whys tat?
< I don’t know Poob, I never have experiences like that. At least not since I was a baby.
< *Party Noob
> O cmon u can use my nickname!! Dont be shy buggy ;p
< Don’t call me that.
> Daw why :(
< I don’t like it. (*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*)
> Did u at least liek the sleepovr?? :D
< Shut up.
> I take that as a yes ;p
< Fine. I’m going to take a nap to calm my nerves.
> U jus woke up but alr!! XD
Pest dropped his ifone on his nightstand and wrapped himself into the blanket. Something smells good, like sweets. They sat up and realized they took Poob’s blanket with them. Shit. He picked up his ifone again and texted him, with his heart racing more when he opened their messages.
< Before I forget, I accidentally took your blanket, I can give it back whenever you want.
> U can keep it Buggy!! X}
< Thanks.
> thats if u wantd it XD
> if u dont want it i can come ovr and get it!! :p
< No, I want it. You must still come over though.
> when can i?!! :D
< Give me three hours.
> u should say plz next time hehe ;p
He put his ifone back on the nightstand one last time. Maybe I will just smell it- only because I like the smell of chocolate. (*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*) He bundled the blanket up and put it on his lap, then he held it tight and buried his face into it, making happy chittering noises. He fell over on the pillow and held it between his legs in the fetal position like a stupid fuck. He drifted into sleep very quickly, dreaming about whatever beetles dream about. Totally wasn't gay or anything!
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♡Partners in Crime♡ Pest x Poob (Requests open)
FanfictionPest has always despised Poob. He's annoying, loud, and naive. Pest would find value in Poob's skills, using it to his advantage to steal efficiently. Well, until he spends more time with Poob, then he discovers feelings he never thought were possib...
