♡Partners in Crime♡ Pest x Poob (Requests open)

PartyBeetle + Wallmark Oneshot!!!

Sorry I have been rlly busy!!! But I am here to give you guys a 2333 WORD ONESHOT!!!! Thank you all sooo much for the views :3 I stimmed so hard i hit my head XP

Partybeetle & Wallmark XP
Might be a bit OOC but IDCCCC
I headcanon Pest as autistic cuz him with ASPD promotes harmful stereotypes X[

“Pest!!! :D” Poob shouted as they ran into the elevator, “I wud hug u but I got my hands full!” They shouted at the top of their lungs, the sound of the party horn bouncing off the walls.
“しないでください.” (Please don’t.) Pest turned the other way and growled, crossing his arms in annoyance.
“Don’t be sad Pesty, this gift is for u!!! :3” Poob hopped up and down, awaiting Pest’s gratuity.
Pest growled at the ridiculous nickname, “How would you know I would be here?” He squinted his eyes and stared Poob down, but Poob didn’t flinch one bit.
“I jus had a feeling! Like u were waiting for me! I know how much u leik apple pie so I made this for u!!!” Poob opened the white pastry box and a sweet smell of apple and cinnamon filled the air. Pest chittered in excitement, thankful that he wouldn’t need to try to steal it without anyone noticing.
Pest grinned mischievously and giggled quietly. “Well thanks, 奇妙な.” (weirdo.)
“Yw!!! I will jus hold it for u :3” Poob smiled cheerfully and swung his hips happily, strangely, he felt a warm feeling in his heart.
Ding! The elevator rung as the elevator doors opened to Wallter’s floor. Wallter walked into the elevator, “Oh! Something smells delightful! Did you make that yourself, my cheerful friend?”
“Oh yea!! I made it for Pest, we are liek best frends!!!” Pest rolled his eyes and grunted in embarrassment. Wallter smiled and giggled, enjoying the tension between the two.
“Well good for you two, I think you both work nicely together!” Pest blushed a bit and hissed at Wallter. “Oh, sorry friend, I didn’t mean to offend you.” Wallter hid a smirk.
“I don’t have any friends,” Pest huffed and turned away from both of them.
“Classic Pest!!! XD” Poob giggled, completely oblivious to Pest’s attitude.
“Poob- Party Noob, what makes you so persistent in pestering me?” They questioned them, bearing their teeth in annoyance and aggression.
“I jus.. Uh… O-O’” Poob tripped over their words and nervously wiped the sweat off their face. Ding! The elevator door cut off their train of thought. The elevator doors opened and the smell of sawdust just barely snuck its way in. Wallter sighed, he knew where the stop was.
“Hey- oh.. Just who I wanted to see.” Mark scoffed and crossed his arms.
“You too.” Wallter’s voice noticeably dropped to a disinterested, low tone.
“OOOH!! The prty is getting strted now!!!! XD” Poob squealed loudly, “A full elevatr!!!!”
“Psh, a party with these two isn’t the most joyful experience.” Pest smirked just a little bit.
“Hey! You watch yer’ tone!” Mark snapped to anger in an instant.
Pest grinned, amused at where this was going, “Oh, someone is antsy. Feeling on edge?”
“Ugh, why are ya actin’ like such an a*sshole?” Mark furrowed his eyebrows, now more annoyed with Pest than the presence of Wallter.
“If I am going to be stuck with you three, I might as well have some entertainment.” They smiled widely and giggled like a villain. The two were growling and arguing non-stop.
CRASH! Suddenly the lights flickered and turned off, all movement in the elevator stopped, and everyone became silent. A cold breeze filled the elevator and made everyone shiver. “What the hell was that??” Pest broke the silence.
“It seems to me like we are stuck!” Wallter replied with a hint of fear in his voice.
“No sh*t.” Mark mumbled under his breath. Wallter shot him a glare and snarled, rolling his eyes. “Let me try somethin’,” Mark pushed the caution button but with no response, the button didn’t light up or anything. He pushed it again, with no difference. He pushed it multiple times impatiently.
“There’s no electricity, you buffoon.” Wallter scoffed.
“Whatever, can someone figur’ out where that darn draft is comin’ from?” Mark shivered and rubbed his arms together to create friction.
“Hmm… I will see what I can do.” Wallter pried open the elevator doors and saw a white white, the cold air flushed in with a loud whooshing sound coming from the wind. Hills of snow stretched out for miles, with no sign of life, or anything other land formations. In a hurry Wallter pushed the doors together to stop the wind from flying in. “Oh dear…”
“That’s just great,” Pest pulled his hood over his head and stuffed his hands in his hoodie pockets.
“O noooo! The pie is gunna get cold!!! :(“ Poob blew into his party horn and it made a low, sorrowful sound.
“Really? That’s your biggest concern?” Pest questioned with genuine concern for their incredible ignorance.
“Well no… I jus don’t want u to be hungry or cold..:[“ Pest’s eyes widened, they were genuinely surprised by their comment. His body was filled with an odd warm feeling, it felt relieving.
“Aw! You two are just too cute!” Wallter exclaimed cheerfully, attempting to lighten the mood.
“Shut. Up.” Pest grumbled and blushed, hiding his face with his puffy hoodie. Poob smiled sheepishly with his face flushed red, he rubbed his arm nervously and looked at the ground. Mark gagged loudly, pretending to throw up. “Don’t even, don’t act like you don’t still have feelings for Wallter.”
Mark snapped his head around, his face was completely red, he was fuming with anger and embarrassment. “I’LL KICK YER’ A*S, YA ROACH!!” He roared, his voice echoing throughout the elevator. He rolled up his sleeves and stomped towards Pest.
Poob stepped in front of Mark and blocked his view, “Noo! Don’t fight!!! X[“
“They’re right, quarreling won’t solve any of our problems!” Wallter grabbed Mark and held him in the air, keeping his arms at a distance so Mark couldn’t fight back.
“AAAGH PUT ME DOWN!!!” Mark squirmed in Wallter’s grasp, kicking his stand around trying to wiggle free. “Get yer’ hands off me Brick Boy!!!”
While Mark was yelling and shaking around violently Poob whispered, “How did u kno that?? :o”
Pest smirked and laughed softly, “He still has their wedding photo in his wallet.”
“He showed u?? O-o” Pest laughed at the question, refusing to expose his secret. Poob was the only person who was oblivious enough not to know about Pest’s stealing habit.
“Mark, calm down. I will put you down, but only if you stop being so aggressive.” Wallter dropped Mark onto the ground negligently. “It seems like it is much colder here than it was just a bit ago!”
“Seems like it’s getting dark. This is gonna be one hell of a night.” Pest sighed, dreading the cold night that was coming.