♒ Eridan's wwhatevver book ♒

Various Bullshit

"Damn.. I need to shave.." The Orphaner spoke out of nowhere, rubbing his lightly bearded chin.

"And a haircut.. jesus christ, i let myself go." He added, then shifted his gaze away from the bathroom mirror. 

"Rosa!" 

The female heard her name being called and raised a brow, she made her way to the bathroom seeing how the door was open and the male was looking in the mirror. 

"Um, Yes, Dualscar?" She questioned, staring at him briefly. 

"can you give me a haircut?" He asked, moving his stare to her with a quite unnoticeable pleading look. 

"Hmh, I Suppose But You Look Fine Now. I Have To Go To Signless, Later."

—— 

 Kankri sighed with a pinch of his nose, shaking his head in disapproval. 

"Emerra, for the last time, show some respect." He spoke, watching how his female daughter just ignored him and kept playing video games, she has been spending a lot of time with Yereni. 

"Mother, please. As much as I would like to care I'm busy and it's triggering, as you say, being interrupted from my very important game." She monologued, keeping her eyes on the screen. 

Kankri puffed out his cheeks, she reminds everyone of himself.  "You haven't even eaten!" 

"My body doesn't need proteins at the moment." She stubbornly replied. 

"Agh!" Kankri was practically groaning in frustration here. 

 —— 

Kinkri was spending time with her dancestor, her head jerked back a bit once or twice since Karkal was brushing her hair. 

"When did you arrive here?" The seer asked, closing an eye and biting down her red lip. 

"Yesterday, and some shitty troll basically harassed me." Karkal responded, letting the brush fall onto the bed then just making her hair to a long braid. 

Kinkri raised a brow at what she said, growing curious. "Um, who?" 

Karkal stayed silent for a brief moment, thinking of the troll's name, the one she was talking about. "this cronus guy."

"Oh, him. Don't worry about it, he's like that to many people." She replied to her, like it was something casual. 

"I don't fucking know, he's sort of cute, in a stupid way." Karkal replied, almost making the other female choke with her own saliva. 

"Are you serious?!" 

"Um, yeah." 

 —— 

"Jake, for fucks' sake, stop trying!" 

Jake was in the middle of trying to help Eridan into a sweater. He stuck his tongue out in concentration, then stopped. 

He watched how the prince took the sweater and threw it aside, grumpily sitting on the bed with his arms crossed. 

"This is embarrassing and repulsive, but the only thing that fits me is gamzee's clothe, and the one only sweater that is dirty!" Eridan spoke then just shifted his gaze down to his stomach. 

"Heh.. this tummy of yours is much more bigger than the others in the past." Jake said then rubbed his neck, moving to sit down beside the prince. 

"Are you having twins or something, champ?" He added in, tilting his head curiously at the shocked prince. 

"What- no! Impossible!" 

"Possible~" 

 —— 

 A: *sighs* *drops to knees* I finally did something long. Yes. Someone better fucking roleplay or my hand will make it's way over there and smack you a new gay face.