Cole was walking down the sidewalk on a mission. He had recently rejected a girl named Nya and it turned out that she was not very happy about that and cried to her mom about it. Cole had rejected her for a very simple reason. He was gay. He didnt get how Nya couldnt tell that he was gay. It was pretty obvious. Cole had that gay aura, he played Lady Gaga and had his H&M scarf (katy perry reference💀).
"I swear I even told her I was gay," Cole muttered to himself.
He arrived at Nya's house to apologize--even though there was no real reason for him to apologize. He rang their fancy-ass ring doorbell and covered up the camera because he didn't want to be recorded. Nya's mother--Maya--answered the door. "Um, do not put your grubby hands on my $200 custom ring doorbell camera. I need this recording just in case I need to call the police. Who are you anyway?!"
"Damn sorry, I'm Cole, I rejected your daughter Nya the other day," Cole explained.
"Oh," she sneered disgusted, "you. What do you have to say for yourself?"
"I just wanted to say...I'm sorry miss jackson, I am for real. Never meant to make your daughter cry, I apologize a trillion times."
Maya stared at Cole. "Well why did you reject her?"
Nya came over right then and also stared at Cole.
Cole noticed and stated, "I'm literally gay."
"Oh," Nya said blankly.
Then he added, "And I'm dating your brother."
"WHAT???" Nya shrieked.
Cole then slammed the door in Nya and her mom's faces. He walked away chill but annoyed with his hands in his sweatshirt pockets.
He went back to his house and found it no surprise his dad wasn't home again. He was probably out judging little girls' dance competitions with master wu or something, fucking creep. Or recording another album that would definitely flop with his band or whatever. It was honestly better that way because he could invite Kai over and not have to worry about his dad--who was most likely homophobic af--suspecting he was gay. If his dad ever found out, then Cole would HAVE to get a job to survive and he'd probably be stuck with McDonalds or fucking Little Ceasers because no way in hell would Chick-fil-A give HIM a job.
Or he could run away and join the circus. There were many options.
Cole called Kai and Kai told him that he would come over after work. "At least someone I'm close to has a real job," Cole thought.
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Homosexual ninja Thursday (ninjago)
FanficThis is satire I swear. Me and my friends came up with it and it's supposed to be stupid. Just random/dumb "AUs" that were mushed up to make a story. (Also I can't edit the cover sorry)