I'm Friends With Sponge

Interview #9

For some reason I can't upload my intro video. I'll update sometime to get it fix

Interview

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"...?"

Mr. Idiotic: "Hey there!

Y/N: "Gah!"

Mr. Idiotic: "Oh. Didn't mean to scare you."

Y/N: "Wha- What are you doing in my house? No actually, how did you manage to get down here? And most importantly, where the heck have you been?"

Mr. Idiotic: "Let's say I, as an author I can do whatever and whenever I want. I can do anything like making you disappear and delete this book!"

Readers: *GASP*

Mr Idiotic: "Ey EY I'M JOKING I'M JOKING! Dang so serious..."

Y/N: "Who are you talking to."

Mr Idiotic: "That's not important, also for the last question I am not in a condition for the month. But I am feeling better now. Kind off..."

Y/N: "Ok? So why are you here exactly?"

Mr Idiotic: "Oh of course in this chapter it's gonna be a solo chapter. And I am gonna interview you."

Y/N: "What? Here? At this time of month? I don't wanna do that I am taking my day off!"

Mr Idiotic: "But Y/N Pleeeeash! I have been gone for so long!"

Y/N: "Ugh... fine. You better not post it in public... or here!"

He said as he sits down a creaky chair with a single light above his head.

Y/N: *sighs* "This better be worth it and fast."

Mr. Idiotic: "No promises." :)

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Full Name: Y/N L/N

Gender: Male

Age: 23

'Bikini Bottom Resident'

Species: Human?

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Mr. Idiotic: ...

Y/N: "What? What's with the look?"

Mr. Idiotic: "Oh sorry, just double checking I'm seeing this right. Anyways, introduce yourself."

Y/N: "Uh ok um... Hello, my name is Y/N L/N and I am the only human resident here in the Bikini Bottom."

Mr. Idiotic: "So tell me about yourself."

Y/N: "Well uh- wait why?"

Mr. Idiotic: "Hey I'm the interviewer here, I'm supposed to tell questions and you answer here."

Y/N: "Alright Alright jeez..."

Mr. Idiotic: "Now let's try again, Tell me about yourself."

Y/N: "..."

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Everything goes white them faded as we see Y/N and Spongebob walking to the Krusty Krab.

"Honestly, so far, there isn't that much to say besides the part a human such as myself find it odd. Being born breathing underwater is still a mystery to me. I somehow managed to make friends easily for the first day I step in this place. Spongebob, he's hyperactive, very childish and kinda sometimes serious in some situations."

Y/N: "You seemed happy."

Spongebob: "I'm always happy! Walking with my best friend slash neighbor slash co worker in a whole world."