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Post-Weirdmaggedon

Piedmont will have absolutely no idea how to handle post-Weirdmaggedon Dipper and Mabel.

The neighborhood kids play hide and seek and they're hanging out on some random roof. You can't beat them if you can't reach them, suckahs.

They're outside every hour of the day. Literally. If you happen to be outside at two in the morning you might find them mid-magic hunt. Why not? Ford always said to take advantage of your insomnia for science.

Once some teenagers were performing some weird Halloween hazing, the Pines kids absolutely wrecked them. They literally have no chill.

For that matter, if you look Mabel in the eye, rumors say, you immediately have to play a game of cards with her. Never take pocket change anywhere near their street.

The pig goes with them. That's final.

They say Dipper Pines has a six pack. They say he's shredded. They say he's got a scar across the belly from fighting off a pack of wolves with his fists.

All the doors in the world are open if you know how to pick locks... Not that they're saying they can. That's implementing themselves in multiple unsolved crimes, and that would be stupid.