Ford: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Stan: Ford, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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ParanormalI like reading these books at absurd hours of the morning so I thought you might enjoy one about your favorite wacky weirdos. Please enjoy. There may be swearing, and I used an incorrect quotes generator for this. I do not own Gravity Falls (but I w...
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Ford: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Stan: Ford, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.