Have two ONESHOTS in one day! Let's just get straight into it!
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Techno: I am going to adopt a orphan!
Ranboo: wow what's with the change of mind?
Tubbo: yeah didn't you used to hate orphans?
Purpled: don't you kill orphans or sum?
*tommy who walks into the scene*
Tommy: hey guys what's happening?
Tubbo: Tommy techno's gonna adopt an orphan!
Tommy: oh well that's gre-
Techno: *slams the adoption papers on the table* it's you sign them.
Tommy: ...
Tubbo: ...
Ranboo: ...
Purpled: ...
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Tubbo: I trust tommy!
Ranboo: so do you think he knows what he's doing?
Tubbo: I wouldn't go that far-
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Random person: who would I choose to save between Tommyinnit and a beautiful girl?
*one person could be saved by placing blocks and building a bridge*
Beautiful girl: uwu
Random person: sorry Tommyinnit. *builds a bridge for the girl*
*tommy who pushed the girl unto the lava by jumping there and used the bridge to save himself*
Tommy: just killed a woman, feeling good!
*his family who's watching in tears* we're so proud honey!
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Tommy: raise your hand if you like me!
*Deo, Purpled and ranboo raising their hands*
Tubbo: what if I don't like you?
Tommy: then raise your standards bitch
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Tommy: do you know someone who's absolutely poggers?
Deo: is it me? *asks hopefully*
Tommy: no it's luke obviously!
Bitzel from the background: BURNED.
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Tommy: You know I'm very jealous of you.
Techno: why?
Tommy: because I don't have the cool younger brother like you.
Techno: oh okay... Wait.
Techno: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE COME BACK YOU LITTLE SHIT.
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Phil: cmon rise and shine tommy the sun has risen!
Tommy: *wakes up groggily* so what? Do I have to perform photosynthesis?
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