Why So Blue? (Bnha x BlueDiamond!reader)

Ah, Democracy

"Really? My test was so much harder!" Hana exclaimed. "This kid turned everything all mushy, so my quirk was literally useless. My partner made her hand bigger though, I think her name was Kendo... so I used her as a launch pad. And guess what? We won!"

"Nice! Oh, wait, did you get your hero costume yet?"

"Yup!"

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The next day, you had arrived at school to find... what the fuck. Aizawa was at the front of the room, talking while your classmates cheered about finally having normal school activities.

"You're late, L/n. You'll just be selecting a class president and vice president, now go sit down. I don't care how you kids do it, just pick a president by the end of class or I'll choose Bakugou." The whole class shuddered.

"HAH? What the hell is that supposed to mean, you damn extras?!"

You wondered who you would vote for... you personally thought you would be a great president. You were a former diamond after all, and you were even part pearl, a secretary almost, with centuries of planning and experience to back you up. However... you wanted to have fun. You wanted the others to have a chance to prove themselves to you. Besides, they would need the experience. Yes, you wanted a good leader, so you would probably have to choose...

Him.

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Midoriya- 6 votes

Momo- 4 votes

L/n- 3 votes

Iida- 1 vote

Bakugou- 2 votes

"Hmmm?? Who voted for me?!" Iida gasped. "Thank you, mysterious person!"

"Why didn't you vote for yourself? It would have improved your chances..." Kirishima asked.

"Well, y-you see, I believed Midoriya-san to be the best candidate!"

"Masturbatia-san? Why?" You came up to them with a curious look on your face.

"Well, his intellect during the entrance exams proved superior to mine!" Iida made chopping motions. "Also, his name is Midoriya, n-not, what you said!" He blushed furiously.

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"Let's get food, I'm starving!" Mina whined, stretching out her arms as you ducked to avoid getting hit. You felt sad, but also bittersweet when you were with her. It was like having Pink back.

"Sure, Pinky." You chuckled slightly.

"Pinky?"

"Oh, sorry, if you don't like it then I can-" you fumbled over your words.

"Don't you mean Pinky-sama?" Mina teased, slinging her arm around your shoulder as the two of you chattered happily.

And of course, of fucking course, that's when the alarm had to go off, and chaos ensued.

"Agghh!! We're being attacked by villains!!"

"There is an intruder! Worry not, for I will save y-"

"Shut up and run!"

In the midst of all the chaos, there you were, being pushed around, and separated from Mina. You called out for her but your cries were drowned out by the panicked students. It was at this time you could see a distinction between the third years and the rest. The third year students stayed calm, and seemed to be ready to fight a moments notice. That's when you were shoved against a wall. Hard. Two hands planted themselves against either side of your head firmly as a boy tried to regain his balance.

"Oh, sorry! I didn't see you there!" A boy with a bright but plain face and blond hair had you pinned to the wall. He tried to get out of this awkward position by pushing off the wall, but ended up even closer to you, his chest pressed against yours, his lips brushing your ear slightly. "Well... this is awkward!" He laughed. You blinked at him.

"Why is everybody panicking?"

"Oh, there's an intruder!" He beamed. "Don't worry though, kohai! I will protect you!"

"May I at least know the name of my savior?" You smirked. As if you needed protection from a tiny little human, but you decided to humor him. He reminded you of Pinks little friend, Spinel. Oh, that's right... Pink never brought Spinel with her to her colony... oh stars, what did Pink do to her!?

"Togata Mirio! What about you?" His pleasant voice brought you back to reality.

"L/n [Name], Togata-senpai." Mirio chuckled.

"Well then, my cute little kohai! It's nice to meet you!"

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It turned out that the intruder alert had just been a false alarm. Iida had saved the day by announcing that it was just the paparazzi there to snoop around because Allmight was now a teacher at U.A.

"It's your first step towards heroism!!" You had commented, making his face flush. Midoriya had even forfeited his position as class president to Iida for his actions.

"Good choice, Masturbatia-san." You leaned in and whispered, before skipping off to the next class.

"Thank you, L/n-san- wait! M-Masturbatia!?" He blushed. You reminded him of that girl... Lavender Quartz...

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Nezu sat in his office with Hound Dog, facing you with a peaceful expression.

"L/n, do you know why I called you here?"

"Am I in trouble?"

"No, it's just... I want you to attend guidance sessions with Hound Dog, because..." Nezu took a sip of his tea. You wrinkled your nose at the smell. It sort of reminded you of weed- oh mah gawd. That's why Nezu was always so calm! He mixed weed into his tea! "You seem to have emotional issues. Yesterday-" he took another sip of his tea. "You called Mineta Minoru a, 'Limp Dicked Purple Penis' and I want you to attend guidance sessions."

"Fair enough." You replied.