Why So Blue? (Bnha x BlueDiamond!reader)

Noodles

You hated field trips, ever since the noodle incident. You were a sweet, innocent child... who happened to think it would be a good idea while on a third grade field trip to a noodle factory infuse each individual noodle with water an change its density so that each noodle would become gargantuan. What you didn't know was that wasn't a good idea and Shinsou had almost drowned in four tons of spaghetti. To this day the trauma still lingered...

So of course, the next field trip you had to take also ended in disaster. This was in middle school, and your class was taking a field trip to a water park... and someone had decided it would be a good idea to push you off a water slide. You had literally flooded the whole park and once again, Shinsou somehow almost drowned in spaghetti again.

And that was your brief, but abnormally violent history with field trips. Now, Aizawa has informed your class that you would be going to U.S.J, or the unforeseen simulation joint. Rescue training, he called it... but you knew, somehow, someway... Shinsou would somehow nearly drown in a spaghetti related incident.

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"Everyone! Make a single file line," Iida motioned to the bus. "I have planned for this accordingly and-" he continued to ramble on and on. But you were paranoid. What if there was spaghetti there!? As you boarded the bus, you couldn't help but notice that....

"Oh, it seems I planned for the wrong kind of bus..." Iida slumped over mournfully. Midoriya patted his back awkwardly.

"Thank you for trying." Iida slapped his hand away.

"Child molester!!"

-Ok this obviously didn't happen, so just pretend that part didn't exist-

"Thank you, Midoriya-san."

You ended up sitting next to Denki, who flirted with you endlessly. "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes!" Que the finger guns. You rolled your eyes. Better than sitting next to Mineta, who was seemingly going for Momo again. You impaled one of his hair balls with an icicle and glared at him. He sulked away and sat by himself in the back of the bus.

"Little piece of granite-"

"What?" Denki tilted his head. Had he overheard you?

"Oh, it's nothing." You turned to look out the window, watching the trees and buildings pass by, as you rests your chin on the palm of your hand.

"Say, Masturbatia-san, your quirk is quite similar to Allmight's." You spoke directly to Midorya, not turning to face him. He paled and began to splutter.

"O-Oh, really!? I-I hadn't noticed! Well, I-I'm quite flattered!!! But I-I'll never be able to compare him!!!" You surveyed his emotional spectrum. Nervousness, and... dishonesty? Hmm, come to think of it, Bakugou had called him a quirkless runt. He was hiding something wasn't he?

"Not really, actually. Allmight doesn't blow up his limbs every time he uses his quirk." Kirishima interjected. Midoriya let out a sigh of relief. "But if anyone's gonna be number one, it's gotta be either Bakugou or Todoroki, with quirks like theirs!!"

"Well, maybe not Bakugou, with that personality of his...." Kaminari commented, making Bakugou explode into a fitful rage.

"Masturbatia could be number one." All eyes turned to you as you spoke. "He possesses the conviction, and the strength. All he needs is to get his quirk under control.... And he could surpass even Allmight. And Kirishima, don't leave yourself out. You could potentially withstand any attack, and your offense is admirable. With your charm, you could easily make it into the top ten. All of the people in this class could, except for Mineta of course." You shot another icicle at Mineta, who had been attempting to grope Mina. "Shoji could also be an admirable hero." Shoji blushed hard, and looked away.

"What I'm saying is, set your heart ablaze. Push past your limits. All of you, excluding Mineta, can be a hero."

Thats the day when your fan club gained its first members.

But....

you weren't sure if you really meant what you said, after all.... Once a diamond, always a diamond