[Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen]
Plankton: Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. [Sarcastically] Freeze. [laughs] One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. [goes into the kitchen and walks out with the bottle with the Formula inside it] Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love ya! [Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves, as he realizes that he was set up]
[The next scene cuts to The Autobots and Ghost Friends through the vallery]
Luna: Since we'll be in These cars for the next few days,let's make some productive use of our time!
[Molly pushes a tape into the tape deck. A rock and roll beat starts to play, with Sonic, Tails,Darcy,SpongeBob,Patrick and Knuckles bobbing their heads to it.]
SpongeBob,Molly,Darcy,Mirage,Team Sonic and Patrick: the ghost friends are back, y'all! We ain't wack, y'all!
Knuckles: [singing] We want you to hear us way up at the back wall
All: [singing] So drop your hands and raise your feet, cause ghost friends droppin' this sick beat!
Luna: [singing] We bring the rhythm, the funk.
Sonic: [singing] Got a drum set in the trunk.
Bumblebee: [singing] A team of best friends with swag, panache, spunk
Sonic: [singing] Our guts are full of chili dogs.
Lisa: [singing] were all in overdrive.
All: [singing] You haven't seen a real band until you've seen us live!
[They stop singing and return to bobbing their heads.]
Sonic: We are gonna own this quest! Nothing can stop us now!
Lily:I need to stop now.
Rumble:yeah,me too!
[They stop at a gas station right before the county line as Rumble takes Lily to use the bathroom. Past the county line, Bikini Bottom's beautiful landscape is replaced by barren locations. SpongeBob is wearing an aviator's outfit at the wheel and honks his horn to wake up the two hick gas station attendants, Floyd and Lloyd.]
SpongeBob: Fill 'er up, please.
Floyd: What'll it be, fellas? Normal... er Dark energon?! [Floyd and Lloyd slap their knees and crack up as banjo music plays, rocking in their chairs.]
Bumblebee: Are they laughing at us?
SpongeBob: Actually They're laughing next to us.
Floyd: Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway?
Lori: Kids?!
SpongeBob: For your information, we are not kids. We are men. And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.
Floyd and Lloyd: Shell City?
Lloyd: Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?
Mirage: That's right.
Floyd: Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead!
[The two slap their knees and goof around again.]
Ironhide: (attract his cannons) should I?
Darcy:no. Save it for someone else.
Floyd: You two dipsticks ain't gonna last 10 seconds over the county line!
Mater: Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.
(The team drives off)
Floyd: They're dead.
[The scene changes to a crowd entering the Chum Bucket back in Bikini Bottom. Perch Perkins is in front, once again reporting on TV]
Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out. [He goes inside]
[Inside, Plankton is watching his new customers]
Plankton: Step right up. Plenty for everybody.
Perch Perkins: Excuse me, Plankton. Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. Can I get a minute?
Plankton: Anything for you, Perch.
Katherine: everyone in the country wants to know, how in the name of Ms Jessica did you get the Krabby Patty?
Plankton: Well, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune... [voice breaking] I'm sorry... he confided in me a secret wish... "Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket," he said... "Don't let the flame die out!" [sobs] By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Here you go, Perch. [He plants a bucket helmet on his head]
Perch Perkins: Thanks.
Plankton: Bucket helmets for everyone!
[Plankton enters his lab, where Karen is]
Plankton: Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife. Evil Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now.
Karen: Nothing except SpongeBob and his friends. [Displays them on the road on her computer screen] My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. [Plankton looks at his hands]
Plankton: Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. They're vicious, cold-blooded predators!
[Miles away, we see a Lamborghini Aventador and hitman wearing sunglasses traveling on his motorcycle down the road. First, we see the front, then his license plate, which reads "I Kill U", and then his boot, which reads "Your Head Here"]
Dennis: [takes off sunglasses in another one] Sesame seed....
Floyd: Hey, mister, does that Lambo take ten gallons?
[The gas station attendants smack their knees and laugh more. Lockdown, very annoyed, stomps up to them and tears their lips off. The hillbillies look at each other as he and Dennis drive away.]
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The SpongeBob SquarePants movie crossover
AdventureAfter Sonic defeated The End,he and the rest of the ghost friends collaborated with a strike team called N.E.S.T.
