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interviews with olympus:
.DEMIGOD DRAMAS.
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"Welcome back everyone to the second installment of the dashing, the daring, the debonair, Demigod Dramas! After episode one did so well (with the most views coming from the Olympus throne room thanks to our distributor, Zeus, who again is not a drama queen, as we've stressed since the previous... incident), we've decided to invite our guests for another interview as well as a special visitor for tonight."
She wriggles her eyebrows and gives a non-subtle wink.
"Today's questions were even picked out by some campers themselves. Now, let's not waste any more time talking and get straight to the interviews!"
PHEME. Smiling widely.
Welcome back Ms. Reyes.
Are you ready for this week's
interview?
MAYA. Looking around
manically. Huh?! I'm here
again? But I thought my
interrogation was over?!
PHEME. Her smile
flickers for a second.
Interrogation? Whatever
do you mean?
MAYA. Where's my lawyer?!
I want my lawyer back! You
won't trick me this time!
PHEME. Strangles
her queue cards.
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PHEME. Hello, Mr.
Jackson. How have
you been?
PERCY. Jumping
up in surprise. What?
Why am I here again?
Grover said I was just
lucid dreaming!
PHEME. Trying to
look as patient as
possible. Well, after you
called us health violators
last week, we were flagged by
our distribution team and
couldn't wipe your memory
of these events like usual. Now
please sit down and complete
your interview.
PERCY. Shaking his head.
Nuh-uh. I'm not doing this
again. Go call Zeus and tell—
PHEME. Smiling so much
it hurts. Mr. Jackson, it seems
you've forgotten that I am a
goddess and will not hesistate
to smite you if you do not
sit down and answer these
questions. Do not test my
patience.
PERCY. Sits down.
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PHEME. Looking
bedraggled. Today, we've
arranged an array of
questions from your fellow
campers. The first one is
Sylvia's from the Ares
Cabin who asks 'when you'll
grow a pair and kiss Jackson
already.'
MAYA. Goes fully red.
Grow a pair? Why is
she even interested
in my love life?!
PHEME. We do not ask
our interviewees such
questions, Ms. Reyes.
MAYA. Scoffs. Well, I'll have you
know Sylvia, I found out
everything about your escapades,
too. I wonder what Chiron would
think if he knew all about
what you and Chester from the
Hephaestus Cabin did behind the
Big House last year. Especially
how you stained his favorite
relics with your—
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Beverage, Anyone? | Percy Jackson
Fiksi PenggemarMAYA REYES didn't exactly think of herself as popular. I mean, she was nice, kind, and occasionally funny, but she didn't think of herself as popular. Considering the fact that her highlight of camp was Dionysus coming up to her in the middle of di...
