Charlie and Vaggie had much to do today. She packed up everything she could think of for their trip to the pearly gates.
Charlie: Ok, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket and rain jacket - wait, does it rain in Heaven?
Vaggie: Charlie, you're only going to heaven for a few hours.
Charlie: Vaggie, WE are only going to heaven for a day. And I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince heaven a soul can be redeemed.
Vaggie: Yeah, I wish I could come, sweetie, but I have that...thing.
Charlie: What thing?
Vaggie: The thing with the.. thing, uhm.. fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar.
[Charlie takes Vaggie's hand.]
Charlie: Vaggie, you're my partner, I need you there with me.
Vaggie: *sighs* Fine.
Charlie: Yes!!
The party got up early in the morning often because GS would insist that they hunt goblins around that time back in their home land it was basically muscle memory to them at this point. Everyone sat on the couch in the lounge area while High Elf was playing a game on a mobile phone Charlie gave her along with the rest of the gang.
Priestess:Okay, everyone, Charlie is leaving me in charge of the hotel when she and vaggie leave for their meeting, so we need the hotel to be as presentable as possible for the angels and also protect it from any intruders! Earth Mother watches over us even now praising every deed we do.
And remember, we all have new tools to call and contact each other even if we are lost now.
High Elf:Of course! The sooner we help our new friends, the faster we can find a way to get back home! Ah, dangit! I was so close to beating that!
Lizard Preist stared at the screen watching her play while Dwarf Mage sat down drinking from his flask.
Lizard Priest:These devices her majesty bestowed upon us, I imagine, will be quite useful when we are back home
Dwarf Mage:Eh, I probably won't bother using mine. All I have on my screen is "Calculator."
High Elf:I don't think you're in the right section of the screen. Here, let me help.
Dwarf Mage:You just got the dang thing, how do you know?
High Elf:I don't know. It's pretty simple to me. maybe all the wine has been going to your head cause it can't fit anymore in your belly!
Dwarf Mage:Oh really? Says the one that stick their noses in someone else's business! You're as naive as your chest is flat!
High Elf:Hey! Take that back!
GS sat in a corner of the room, fiddling with his cellphone that he legit tore apart to look inside of,messing with the wires and chip to look for anything useful.
Priestess:GS! Why are you breaking your gift?!
GS:I have other plans for this in the future to hunt goblins. The pieces themselves react and combust when in contact with water.
So I'm using the parts I find in here as a potential flash bomb. Using the gunpowder i found from another device in this realm.
The tools i found here are very intricate,they will do the trick for killing goblins.
Priestess:But it was supposed to be so you could call us and Charlie! What would happen if you got trapped or attacked?
Ohhhh, you are absolutely hopeless!
Out From the Hotel door comes Angel Dust worn out and exhausted.
Angel Dust: Oh, fuck.
Niffty: You look messy!
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TWO MOONS-TWO HEROES. A Goblin Slayer X Hazbin Hotel Fanfiction.
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