TWO MOONS-TWO HEROES. A Goblin Slayer X Hazbin Hotel Fanfiction.

CHAPTER 9:War Is Hell,Hell Is War.

It had been hours after the court date. Charlie and GS are left to their lonesome while The Hazbin Gang and Goblins Slayers Party take time to sort things out...

Priestess:You were an Exorcist, Angel? Why hide it for all this time?

Vaggie:I wasn't sure how everyone would react. I didn't want to hurt Charlie, but now i...I don't know what to do next.

Niffty:So, like, where are your wings?

Vaggie:Wha-Niffty, I don't have

Angel Dust: Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?

(Niffty tugs at Vaggie's shirt looking down.)

Niffty: Yeah. Where are your tits?

Vaggie:Ugh. Any other questions?

Husk: I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven, we get in deeper and deeper shit?

Vaggie: It's not her fault. Angels are just...

Angel Dust: Liars?

Vaggie: ...Difficult. But Charlie's trying her best.

Husk: Yeah, well, her best is turning out really well so far.

Lizard Priest:These angels you speak of aren't as forgiving as I believed they'd be.

Priestess:I agree. Earth Mother always promises to protect her children. Especially if they are willing to change for the better.

High Elf:They just sound like big jerks to me.

Angel Dust: And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?

Vaggie: She's upstairs. Coming up with something, I'm sure, in our room. Alone.

Alastor: Hmm.

Alastor fades away from the crowd and heads to Charlie's room,obviously up to no good...

Charlie was still in her bed crying,her head covered by her blanket while Razzle and Dazzle gave her tissues to wipe away her mucus. And of course, to raid the pity party , came the Radio Demon with his usual condescending smirk.

Alastor: Oh, Charlie, you look an absolute mess.

Charlie: Ugh, go away, Alastor.

Alastor sits down on her bed while Charlie hides again under the cover. Making Charlie even more frustrated.

Alastor: Now, now is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of Heaven and dooming everyone you love?

Charlie emerges from the covers, stressed and her voice strained.

Charlie: I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, asshole!

Charlie wraps herself under the covers again, only for Alastor to appear laying beside her, jumpscaring her.

Alastor: Who's joking?

Charlie flips out and falls off of the bed.

Alastor: You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next.

Charlie: Ugh, I can't. How can I face them after failing them all so hard?

Alastor repositions himself on his stomach and begins kicking his legs in the air.

Charlie: They came here to be saved, and all I gave them was more pain. I'm just as bad as the cruelest overlord in Hell. And maybe worse! At least they don't go around giving false hope....