TWO MOONS-TWO HEROES. A Goblin Slayer X Hazbin Hotel Fanfiction.

CHAPTER 10:Roll The Dice/Part 1.

A gateway to heaven came from up above as the gang waited for their time to strike.As the Angels descended down onto the hotel, Adam and Lute armed to the teeth with their trusty exorcist angels 1000 or more strong. This was going to be like every other year on extermination day, laughing all while sinners crumble to their feet. Their malice made clear from the looks on their faces. But this time... they plan to destroy ALL OF HELL. Hellborns,sinners,women,children. It didn't matter. They were all filth to being with.
With the exorcist army ready at their command, they prepared to tear the hotel and it's inhabitants piece by piece.
They looked down for their unfortunate victims to find.....no one... they accepted them to be outside or even inside the hotel, but they would just break it apart from the outside.

Lute:So they pussied out.

Adam:What do you know? Cupcakes and rainbows actually made a good call for once. Heh. doesn't matter. Let's wreck this shit hotel to Kingdom co-

Suddenly, out came Priestess from her hiding place, weilding her staff and raising it up in the air. Putting everyone off guard seeing her.

Priestess:HOLY LIGHT!

Lute:Is that a fucking human!?!?

Adam:Holy? UGH AHH SHIT!

The flash of light Blinded all who saw it.
Forcing weaker the exorcists angels down to the floor while Adam And Lute stayed afloat trying to sheild their eyes.

Adam:OK! BITCH MOVE BRUH!

From all sides of the hotel along the cliffs that it stood on came the Cannibals rushing into battle ready to taste angel wings.
By using Priestess to cast a protection spell on two sides of the cliffs to stand on to and hide the Cannibal army, they fooled the exorcists into letting their guard down while simultaneously using holy light to bring them down to the floor and pick out their numbers.
Priestess came to her knees after holding up the protection spells for so long and was out of breath.

Priestess:(Panting.) Now!

Demons And Adventurers alike came from their hiding spots. The ambushed had worked, but that was only half of the battle.

Vaggie:NOW! FOR YOUR SOULS!!!

Charlie:LETS FUCK THEM UUUUUUUUP!!!

By the time the angels got back on their feet it was too late. The cannibals carved into them with their weapons and teeth ripping them apart and eating them alive.
That one's that stayed up the skies and recovered from the flash of light were struck down by the High Elf Archer, who was now equipped with arrows with melded angelic steel.

High Elf:Now this is the Adventurers life I signed up for!

Lizard Priest was the first to strike as he cut down the angels one by one, and GS followed behind. GS bashed them with his sheild and cut them open with his short sword aiming for the sides as the blade sliced through like butter and Lizard Priest spilled their golden blood.

GS:That's 1! 2! 5!

GS:Dwarf! Cast a spell on their leader!

Dwarf Mage:Very well!
Come out, you gnomes, it's time to work, now don't you dare your duty shirk, a bit of dust may cause no shock, but a thousand make a mighty rock! STONE BLAST!

Only after just recovering from the holy light did Adam and Lute get blasted with sharp jagged rocks to the face used by the rubble and ground of the hotels front yard, creating trench holes and mound walls in the process that the cannibals and adventurers took cover in as the sinners made their way through the hoard Guns in hand.

Adam:AGH! OH COME THE FUCK ON!

Adam retaliated with a blast of holy light of his own. A giant laser that cut through all it touched. The laser sliced and diced everything in its path. The ground,the rock walls and a handful of the cannibals halfing their numbers.