In the "Bitches and Hoes 👌🏻👈🏻" group chat
[10:47 am]
Shou: how often do you change your sheets?
Tai: who are you asking
Shou: everyone
SunaRin: why?
Shou: damn idk
I'm curious tf
Kawa: oh definitely like once a week
Daichi: Same
Shou: as you should
SemiSemi: uhmmm so mines like once a month
Mainly because Ushi does it for me
Shou: once a month...
Tsumu: I mean I do mine like 3 times a year
Shou: ...
Omfg
Get the fuck out
Futa: ONCE A YEAR!?
Tsumu: HEY
I said 3 times
Kusa: oh...my god
Get out
Your not welcome here
You should be cleaning them 2 times a week
Mattsun: now that's a bit excessive
Kusa: it's called being clean
Dumb fuck
But if not 1 a week
KouTo: ohh
Uhmm
Tetsu: Bokuto
Istg
If it's some horrendous god awful disgusting shit don't even think about speaking to me again
KouTo: oh!
Nevermind then
Keiji: oh nah
Now you gotta share
Yama: fess up pretty boy
KouTo: ohhh 🤭🤭🥴🥴
Say that again
Yama: brotha
Yip your yap
Common now
KouTo: you ruined it
Don't call me brotha 😤
Teru: spill the beans Bo
There's no escaping this
KouTo: Uhmm
So like
I've never cleaned my sheets before
Shira: your fucking joking
Kawa: are you dead serious rn
KouTo: yes??
Shou: Bokuto
What. The actual. Fuck?!
KouTo: I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD TO
Tetsu: man get your ass outta here
KouTo: bro 😭
Tetsu: don't even talk to me rn
That's so disgusting
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FanfictionOikawa created a group chat Oikawa named the group chat "Random Hot People" 12 people are online. Or Oikawa Toru finds 12 people on Instagram who he thinks are hot and makes a groupchat with everyone. Things escalate from there.
