Funny Texts On Kira's Phone

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1: Kira + BTS

SeokJinnie & His Seven Babies

Joon Joon: Morning, everyone! Ready for practice?

Jinnie: I'm always ready. Except when I'm not.

Yoongles: Jin hyung, you're never ready.

Jinnie: Excuse me, I am worldwide handsome. I don't need to be ready.

😂😂 Oppa, being handsome doesn't excuse you from being late!

Kookie: Kira's right. Also, who's taking the blame if we're late again?

Chimmy: Not it!

Taetae: Not it!

Joon Joon: Not it!

Yoongles: Not i- Wait, I don't care.

Hobi: Kira, why don't you take the blame this time? You're their favourite after all. Maybe they'll go easy on us.

 😂😂 You wish! I'm too precious to be blamed.

Jinnie: Can confirm. Diamonds are precious. And also sparkly.

Kookie: Kira-ah, can you teach me how to sparkle like you?

It's all about inner beauty, Jungkookie. And a lot of highlighter. 😉

Chimmy: Maybe we should all get some highlighter. We'll be the shiniest group ever!

Taetae: I prefer to shine from within. Like a star.

Yoongles: More like a nightlight, Tae.

Hobi: Guys, focus! We need to be on time today. Kira, lead the way with your diamond sparkle!

On it! Follow my sparkle trail, boys! ✨✨✨

Joon Joon: Let's go, team! And no more late excuses, Jin-hyung!

Jinnie: No promises.


2: Kira x SKZ 

Rainbow Cadets~

Kangaroo Boi: KIRA!!! WHERE YOU AT, DIAMOND QUEEN?!

CHANNIE!!! I'm here! What's up, chaos crew?

U Know ;) : We may or may not have broken the dorm fridge...

😂😂 How do you even break a fridge??

Binbin oink: It was an accident! Felix tried to freeze his brownies.

Sunshine: I thought it would make them cooler!

Dollar-store Picasso: By the way, can you help us get the chocolate off the ceiling?

Chocolate... on the ceiling? 🤦‍♀️ You guys need professional help.

Mong-Mong: We need you, Kira noona! Bring your sparkle and sanity.

 Sparkle, yes. Sanity, I'm not so sure. 😂

Adult toast: Just bring food! We're starving. The fridge is broken, remember?

Squirrel-head: And maybe some bubble wrap for Felix. He needs protection.

Sunshine: Hey! I'm not that bad! ...okay, maybe a little. 😅

 😂😂 I'll bring bubble wrap, food, and my sparkling self. Anything else?

Kangaroo Boi: Can you bring some of BTS's leftovers? They always have good stuff.

Only if you promise not to burn anything else down.

U know ;) : No promises. 😉

 Alright, I'm on my way. But if I find more chocolate on the ceiling, we're having a serious talk.

Mong-Mong: Deal! See you soon, Kira!

See you, chaos masters! ✨


3. Kira + GOT7

GOT-more than-7:

Honey Jackson: KIRA!!! Where's our Diamond Queen shining today?

 JACKSON!!! Right here, glowing as usual. What's up, Mr. Muscles?

Leader JB: We miss your sparkle. Got any plans tonight, beautiful?

Just wrapped up practice. Why, got something sparkly in mind, JB Bear?

Mark Tuan: We were thinking you could come over and teach us how to be as dazzling as you. 😏

Oh, you guys are already dazzling. Especially you, Markie. 😉

BamWam: Ooooh, someone's got game! Kira, teach me your flirting ways. I need to level up.

BamBam, you're already a pro. Just add some sparkle and you're golden.

Sunkissed Yonnie: Kira, save me from these flirty boys. They're driving me crazy!

😂😂 Don't worry, Sunshine. I'll shield you with my diamond shine.

 Giant Maknae: Can your diamond shine save us from Jackson's cooking?

Oh no, what did Mr. Muscles do this time?

Honey Jackson: Excuse you, my cooking is amazing! Kira, tell them!

Jackson, I adore you, but last time you cooked, the fire alarm had a meltdown. 😂

Jinyoung the Prince: Kira, come rescue us. We need a heroine.

 Alright, I'm coming over. But only if you promise to keep Jackson out of the kitchen.

Leader JB: Deal. And maybe we can have some... quality time together? 😉

Oh, JB Bear, you smooth talker. I'll be there soon, ready to dazzle and save the day!

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 04, 2024 ⏰

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