Kamijirou Oneshots

Eyes on Me

Concept: Kaminari and Jirou are married. They work together as a spy-hero duo under the same agency. Sometimes, their missions involve going undercover

(Kaminari's POV)

"Denki...get up, it's time to go."

I woke up to Kyouka trying to kick the blanket off of us.

"What..? What's happening?" I was still half asleep.

"Mission time. We gotta go."

We live here at headquarters with a few other heroes. We all have our own rooms, but Kyo usually sleeps with me in my room. She left the room first this morning to avoid any suspicion.

Technically, we're not supposed to be doing this. Boss said it's not good to get too attached to anybody here. That was his first and most important rule.

But we were married before we got ourselves into this. What do you expect?

Kyouka and I were both solo heroes before this. When we worked together, we were an unstoppable duo. I didn't really agree with the way she worked sometimes, but if we were able to get the job done, I guess that's what mattered.

Our boss is sending us to kill an enemy. We were hitmen today. He was hanging out in an illegal secret casino.

For the mission, Kyo wore a sleek, black cocktail dress and heels. She wore jewelry and did her makeup like she was going on a fancy date. She looked gorgeous. Meanwhile, I just wore an all-black utility outfit. I'm not supposed to be seen anyway.

I was the eye in the sky while she did her thing on the casino floor. Kyo and I wore small earpieces so we could split up but still communicate.

"Do you see him?" She whispers.

"He's playing roulette, right table with the grey suit." I relay my information.

I could see everything she was doing.

She walked up to the guy at the roulette table, pretending to flirt with him.

"You must have some lucky hands." She says after the guy won another round.

The guy turns to her, looking her up and down before smirking.

I could also hear everything anyone said to her.

"Pretty lucky if I say so myself. Watch this, babe." The guy goes for another round and wins another round.

"Wow, you're so smart. Can you show me how to do that?"

"I can show you something even better, baby. Are you here by yourself?"

I roll my eyes listening to this conversation. This is probably the worst part of the job.

She nods, "I came alone. I was hoping to meet someone like you."

I watched her put her hands on his shoulders.

She gave me the signal that they were going somewhere alone.

I followed close behind.

"It's too crowded in here. Let's go outside." I heard the guy say.

That wasn't part of the plan.

"Hurry, I can't wait." Kyo was going along with it, though.

I followed them outside from above and waited for my chance. I was on the roof. I took out any cameras in the vicinity before I got here.

"This suit looks nice on you, honey." She says, running her hand along his chest.

"Really? I think you'd like me better without it..." He puts his hands on her waist, pulling her closer.

I was getting really irritated at this point.

Kyo suddenly turns the guy around and acts like she's going to remove his tie. He let his guard down. She strangled him with the tie and I swooped in to shock him and finish the job. We left the scene as soon as possible.

"Was all of that really necessary?" I ask her while we were in the car. We were on our way back to headquarters.

"What? You mean luring him to exactly where we needed him?"

"No, I mean getting all touchy and flirty with him. Maybe we should switch next time."

She scoffs, "This is the easiest way to do it, Denks. And why does it matter? The guy is dead now."

"That's not the point. I'm just saying that maybe we should take a different approach."

"Why should we do that?"

"Because he could've done something to you. You could've gotten hurt."

"Yeah, but that's why you're there, right? And I think I can protect myself if I need to, hon."

I scoff, "Well, then maybe we should switch positions the next time we have a female target."

She chuckles, "Yeah, that's not gonna work."

"And why not?"

"It won't be that easy. Women aren't like men. You can't use the same tactic on a woman."

"Okay. Whatever."

I didn't want to talk to her when we got back. I needed to blow off some steam before I said anything I'd regret.

I finally spoke to her at night before we we went to bed.

"Denks, you know none of this stuff is real, right? I don't mean any of the stuff I say or do with these guys." She says.

"I know."

"I'm yours, Denki. I'm your wife. I would never let it get too far. I'm sorry, but it's just the easiest way to get it done."

"I know."

"Then why are you acting like this?" She asks.

"Because I don't like it and there's nothing I can do about it."

She takes my hand and leads me to the bed, making me sit down. She stood in front of me.

"So what do you want me to do?" She folds her arms.

I was still a little mad.

I grab her by the arm and drag her down onto the bed. Now we're both on the bed. She's lying down, and I'm over her.

"Tell me you want me." I say.

She grabs my face, kissing me hard.

"You're the only one, Denki. I only want you." She breathes.

I go back in to kiss her again, I wanted to know how much I meant to her. She eventually pushes me off, but I keep kissing her neck.

"Why are you like this, Denki? You know it's just an act." She sighs.

"Because you're mine. You're my wife. It pisses me off seeing another guy think he has a chance with you."

She laughs softly, "There's no reason for you to be jealous. I don't do this with anyone else but you."

I stop kissing her neck for a second, "Do what-"

She pulls me in to kiss my lips again. I get in one last, long kiss before pulling away.

"You drive me crazy, Kyo." I say, lying next to her.

"You're not any easier to please, hon."

I wrap my arm around her waist and pull her on top of me.

"I love you." I breathe.

She kisses both of my cheeks and then my lips.

"I love you, Denki. You're my everything."

At the end of the day, everything is as it should be.

We're here with each other, and that's what matters.