??? : ...where am I..?
Happy Mellow : Looks like someone just woke up now.. ヽ( 'ω' )ﾉ
??? : wh-who are you..? wait.. MELLOW!!?
Happy Mellow : You still remember me huh, Player?
??? : Wait a minute.. I can't remember my name!! am I dreaming or something..!?
??? : I was just taking a short nap in my chair, and I woke up in here.. this must be a dream right?? AHH!!
Happy Mellow : Chill, I got you some new name. take a look on your name tag >3<
Historion : Historion? isn't it a short name of Historical Borderline Disorder?
Happy Mellow : Mhm, I know what kind of people are you. You want to return your fame back huh?
Historion : WAIT HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW?? YOUR SO CREEPY..
Historion : ARE YOU STALKING ME?? PLEASE TELL ME WHO ARE YOU..
Happy Mellow : You don't know anything about me, don't mind about it.
Historion : .. what do you mean..? PLEASE TELL ME IT'S A DREAM..
Happy Mellow : SHUT UP. just follow my instruction.
Happy Mellow : Listen, You are dead in your chair. and I bring you here, so now I want you to follow the player who play this game, and make sure they're dead. I will give you this axe to disturb them.
Historion : I'M DEAD!!?? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! I WANT MY PARENTS BACK!!!! IT'S A DREAM!!
Happy Mellow : SHUT UP! YOU ARE DEAD AND PLEASE JUST TAKE THIS AXE. okay? ヾ(＾-＾)ノ
Historion : B-bloody axe..? you're so creepy.. but how can I get out from here?
Happy Mellow : You cannot escape here because you're gonna stuck in here forever with me and the NPCs <33
Historion : WTH? YOU'RE SO CREEPY!!1! STAY AWAY FROM ME..
Happy Mellow : Just shut up already.. look! a player just came here, can't wait for a lunch~~
Historion : W-wait, after the player dead, you're gonna eat them in here?
Happy Mellow : Yep, it's my all time meal. you're gonna love it >3<
Historion : Ew, just shut up and die already. yea yea whatever. I will just do my job and get out from here.
They follow the player until the game is in a hard difficulty.
Historion : psst.. hey, listen. you don't have much time left and you have to get out from this program. close the game and delete it. or you're gonna die. don't fall for it. *whispers*
Player : I don't care, just let me play-
Happy Mellow : LOOK! the last apple! take it.. >:33
The player clicked the apple, and the fight begin.
Devil Mellow : I WON'T LET YOU WIN!1!! *Attacks*
Player : WTH PLEASE NOOOO
Devil Mellow : GO ATTACK HER, NOW HISTORION!!
Historion : u-uh! *please god, I don't want to do this..* *Smash* sorry player I don't want to do this..
Player : STOP IT PLEASE DON'T-
The player has dead, and Devil Mellow turned back to a normal one.
Happy Mellow : Good job! :33 let's eat, MWAHHAHAAHAHAH >_<
Happy Mellow eats the corpse aggressively, Historion looks teriffied
Happy Mellow : Just take a bite already, take this meat :33
Historion looks teriffied, but as She tried to take a bite, suddenly.. She vomits and feel very dizzy.
Happy Mellow : It's delicious! you just don't like it for the first time, one day you will love it!!
Historion : NOO! I AM NOT CANNIBAL!! I DON'T WANT IT AGAIN!! *Vomits again*
Happy Mellow : Aww cmon, you're just very weak. *chews the meat* let's just do our job now.
They do their job again and again, forever like that.
To be continued..
