Reborn as Tomura Shigaraki is a nightmare

Taking the test

"Ahh, U.A, the best school for heroes... CAN YOU 2 AIRHEADS STOP SPITTING CRUMBS FROM YOUR GOLD FIGH CRACKERS ON ME?, CHEW WITH THAT MOUTH CLOSE" Haruka lose it while me and Aika we're stuffing our mouths with fish cracker cheese flavour, taking an entire hand for extra aroma, resulting in not being able to close our mouths from allthe fishes trapped to be ready for the chamber of dispair... edgy joke."But they're so good" Aika say covering Haruka into crumbs flying from her mouth."Very mature, and looking at Tenko, I can't believe that I look at the one destined to save the world, stuffing his mouth like an toddler, just knock it off" this was getting annoying, he act like we're in space and the aliens want to talk with us to spare the earth, I already know everything, so why should I be excited?, beside, from my first day in this universe, I was cut, smashed into the ground, burned, being hit by metal punches from his robots, I want a break, a break where I can be stupid and eating junk while future me will regret it and start puking all out."Listen guys, this is an special day, and we should be proud of it, even if we're criminals who come here under a fake signature from shady people, this can be our chance to show thatwe can be good, maybe Aika take down a lot of heads, but me, i'm more of a fighter and builder, I have not a single kill that stain my hands with blood" the speech was stopped when Aika throw an fish cracker between his eyes, screaming "SCORE", making him to look dumbfounded."Put that clean hands beside your virginity to make both happy because a girl sure it won't come closer to you" and drag me inside with her after the first grade joke."Years of school and an engineering degree just to be the punch line of an burn zombie and a bimbo with boobs bigger than her head, what a joke".

"I hate schools" I start talking like an little kid, and to be fair, I never like them, they're important, but the students are wild, some are idiots with zero cells in their brains, or I wasn't the cool guy so everyone make me their punching bag while I got the weirdest friends, weird but fun in their way, I miss those bastards, only if they know what destiny awaits after they will die, if I have to guess, screw guessing, they deserve that they will got, i'm not a god so I can't change the path of waves for their ends.Reaching the half of the road, we see an cute image, Deku and Uraraha talking a little until Deku was alone, a great prey for the lover of cuteness, the predator named by the mother who welcome her in this world, Aika, I pray that her family name is not Toga, because i'm not ready for this reveal."You're so cute closer, your face looks like an broccoli on a cinnamon roll" the bubbly girl pinch his cheeks like an grandma after she almost reveal that I send her to spy on him, the cinnamon roll starting to get red because of his emotion, showing that he was successfully captured by the cute predator who is going to use him as an teddy bear.The next move was the hug, is a special move that that let the beast to cut the air circulation of her prey by bury the head on her massive chest, ending with her special move, cutting the head down, only this time, she use the version without fatality, making the poor boy to become red like an tomato as his final form of emotions."Aika, let the boy down, he looks like he's going to die" this girl really is in love with cute things."He act like every boy closer to Aika, our of breath and ready to run away" Haruka joke as a thin line of air cut his cheek, making 3 strings of blood to drip on his neck and under his clothes, I facepal myself watching this display of childish stupidity.Creating an healing quirk, I place my finger on a corner of the cut, green aura engulf my finger as I move it on the cut, erasing it like an eraser erasing the wrong line of a pencil."Thank you, Tanko, at least someone knows when it a serious time and not fun to attack your friends" he try to clean the blood, but it was a little late for his clothes, at least the blood won't be seen under his large hoodie."Thank you... I guess" Deku was still in the shock of having a girl going to far with him, his face was still red and covered in a little sweat."Little guy, still with us?" I move my palm in front of his eyes, seeing if he's still with us or he still dreaming."S.s...sure, i'm sorry" that sound so innocent, this guy really is something else if everything goes like in the manga."You don't have to be sorry, is Aika's fault for being so immature, girl, apologize now" I ask like i'm some type of parent scolding his child.The stabbing girl come in front, holding his hands together creating an sorry pose like an cat acting to be sorry while in real, it wasn't any feeling of regret."I'm sorry, cinnamon roll" the girl turn into air, swirling around Deku and forming herself like a bust statue of greek people, only with arms as difference , she push his opposite cheek until their heads hug each other."Aika, this is the same as before, only more creepy" I don't know how Aika likes to use her brain, but her ways to go are starting to get me in the bad mood.Like she hears an invitation, the air around Deku trap my body, only this time she turn the tornado into arms that hug me in each zone of my body, her head made of airsupported on a pillar of air coming from my chest, was another creepy scene."Don't worry, I know you want it to, I have enough love for you" these words start to look like innuendos, what I do to deserve this?"I never wanted to see an transparent severed head floating in my face, Aika" I have to waste another quirk slot just for her, this is not good, this really will bemy downfall if I don't think better, until then, I have to use an better version of Aizawa's quirk to make her return to normal, she falls one her butt after her quirk was stopped."Auch, you aren't fun, but I still like you" this was an unfunny moment for me, leaving Aika to rub her bottom from the pain and dust, I walk to Deku."I'm sorry for my friends, Aika can be a little to much while Haruka is nowhere to be seen, i'm Tenko Shimura, quirk All In One" hearing this, he start to think like I say something strange, I mean, my quirk name is like All and One for all, or One For All, i'm sure he was using his way of talking in his mind, trying to not talk louder about one for all."My quirk allow me to create 5 quirks per day, if I go more than 5, I risk to get my organs shutting down" he was looking at me in a mix of interesting and shocking, everyone will do the same hearing that I can kill myself in a painful way if I don't count."thatisveryinterestingaquirkthatletthepersontohavewhatquirktheywantamazing..." I snap him out from writing in his notebook by tapping his forehead like he was an robot that need reset."That problem is weird, what is your quirk?" I wonder what he will say, some lame super strength or something like that, wait, how people come with name for their quirk?."My quirk still has some problems, and I don't know how to name it" I know what he has, he put 100% on a single part of his body, if he was really smart, he will realise or All Might explain better, he will put everyone in this school down easy, if his soul can make him to do it."I don't know what is your quirk, but if is an stockpiling, you need to don't put all the power in a single place because you risk problems" hearing me, he start thinking again, a new world seem to open for him, i'm glad."Ok, glad to help, now let's go, welcome to the circus of idiots".