Fawning for You [A Hazbin Hotel Fanfiction]

jealousy, jealousy

"Husk! Husk!" Voe runs over to the bar
"What?" he sounds annoyed turning to see her
She sits on one of the stools "I did it!"
"Did what?"
"I contracted a soul!" she shows the cat the contract
Husker seems impressed "Well I'll be damned,"
Voe turns around and beckons Casper, he comes "This is Casper, he's been staying here the whole time, apparently!" she laughs
"Yeah, he's been here a few times,"
Voe is shocked "Really? Where have I been?"
"Far up your own ass,"
"Okay. But aren't you proud of me?"
Husk shrugs and continues to drink
"You suck,"
He flips her off as she walks away "Angel,"
"What's up, baby? Oh hey, Casper,"
Casper waves "Hey,"
Voe does a double take "You know him too?"
"Yeah, he's been here for like months,"
"Why have I- Okay never mind, but look I own him now!" She shows off the contract "he came to the theater and said he wanted to work for me,"
"So you took his soul?" Angel raises an eyebrow
"He offered it!"
"For what?"
Voe twirls her hair "To be around me,"
Angel looks at Casper who confirms "Yeah, kind of a super fan,"
"He said he wants to breathe my air. Casper, what do I smell like?"
Casper leans down and sniffs her "Mint,"
She giggles and then turns to him "Okay, you can go do whatever you like," and he walks away
"Well, aren't you giddy,"
"Don't you see Angel? There's probably thousands of other fans who feel the same way!"
Angel puts two hands on his hips "What if they don't wanna be owned?"
She waves him off "We'll cross that bridge when we get to it,"
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"Okay okay, I got a question for y'all. So this is Casper. Casper say hi," she pulls him into the camera
"Hi," he says
Voe leans in "Okay so Casper is my new assistant, and the very first of the souls that I own. So, my question is, to the demons and demonesses that said they'd give me their souls last year, did you mean that? Because I'm coming to collect!"
yaass girlfirend i meant that shit
i wud tbh i aint got nothing 2 do
sure why the hell not?
"If you're deadass about giving me your soul meet at the theater tomorrow and we'll get it popping,"
The amount of demons that actually showed up was astounding, Voe was finally starting to understand what people meant when they said things were easier for her. This was phenomenal! It almost felt like a scam because of how easy this was, but hey, what was social media invented for if not to make things easier?
"Casper take care of this line, I'm going to go and check on the construction,"
"Miss, I don't think I can do this alone,"
Voe thinks "How many people have already signed contracts?"
He looks down at the paper "302,"
Voe turns to the crowd "Okay I need 3 people who have already signed contracts to volunteer to help Casper with this line, if you do you get a special position later on,"
She picked three women to help him out and was on her merry way.
She approached the cannibals as they replaced the carpet with the fresh black one "Great job you all!" She climbs the stairs to access backstage "May I get back here, please?" a group of cannibals dusting. Voe grabs a duster and dusts in a harder to reach corner. "Amazing job guys," she exits backstage, almost falling into the stage hole "Whoops!"
She checks the bathrooms and finds them spotless "Okay, who did these bathrooms?!" One of the cannibals approaches, she turns to them "This is phenomenal! Look, here," and gives them a cash tip "You deserve that."
At the end of the day, she had acquired 2,000 souls. Just from 1 live! and the only things left to do were pant and build the stage.
"Okay guys, I think it's safe to say that today was a very productive day! Give yourselves a round of applause!! You guys did so well." They clap for themselves "Also, any cannibals who no longer wish to work on the project are free to go, you will be sent your compensation via Rosie and I will have my new employees take care of it!" a large number of the cannibals do exit the theater but some of them choose to stay
"And now onto my staff, thank you so much for trusting me with the most precious thing a demon can have, your soul. I am honored by the sheer number of demons that trust me, thank you so much. Anyway, you will all be split into 4 categories from this point on, each headed by one of my 4 volunteers. Introducing Casper, head of marketing" They applaud "Reagan, head of construction/facility manager," Applause "Mantria, Director of Theater Operations," more applause " and "Laureander, Front of House Manager," one big applause at the end "you will each report directly to them, and they will report to me, understand? Great!"
Voe was ecstatic, this may have happened a little slower than she wanted, but she couldn't be happier that it was happening all the same.
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