Fawning for You [A Hazbin Hotel Fanfiction]

Someone Gets Hurt

"We attack when they least expect it. Leaving them alone for a year was the best way for them to build complacency. But we'll be striking at the end of the year,"
"Where do we strike?"
She grins a sick grin "That bitch and her Hotel," ____________________________

"And the hospital would be connected to the Hotel, in that after they pass through the hospital to take care of their traumas and their addictions, they can head right on over to the hotel to work on getting redeemed!"
"You seem to have really thought this out," Lucifer answers
Voe nods "And I'm coming to you because we're friends and you're the king and I really don't want to go to Vox again,"
"Okay, fair enough"
"So can you maybe, make me a building?"
"Ugh, fine,"
"Yay!" Voe jumps excitedly and hugs him, she pulls back quickly "Sorry,"
He dusts off his jacket "No worries, I'll have that building for you by the end of the week,"
Voe rocks back and forth on her feet, itching to ask for one more thing
"What?" The King questions
"What?" Voe asks
"You've got something on your mind, say it,"
Voe closes her eyes and blurts out "Can I get one more thing?!"
"You are asking me for a lot of favors madam," Lucifer raises his eyebrow and gives a tiny smirk
"I know and I'm sorry, but you are the only being that can help me," she puts her hands together "Please,"
"You can put those puppies away," he jokes "What is it you need?"
Voe takes a breath "I need you to get me pregnant,"
Lucifer spits out his drink, coughing up a lung "Excuse me?"
"Well, I need your help getting pregnant, with Alastor's baby,"
"Why didn't you just say that?"
Voe tries to hold back a smirk "Well, if I'm being honest, I thought it would be funnier that way. And I was right!"
Lucifer dusts himself off "Sinners cannot reproduce,"
"I know, why is that?"
"Part of your punishment,"
"But it's so not fair. I don't think anyone deserves that. Please Lucifer! I know you can help me. You helped me with one dream, help me with another,"
He ponders "One of your dreams is to be a mom?" Voe nods "You seem more like a career woman,"
Voe scoffs "I'm a feminist,"
"Oh no of course! I just didn't think of you as the mom type!"
She squints, her pitch lowering "What does that mean?"
He shifts his facial expression "Nothing. Sure I'll help you,"
"Really?" She is ecstatic, there are stars in her eyes. She hugs Lucifer once more "Thank you thank you, thank you"
"Don't thank me just yet, this situation is very precarious. I've never done anything like this before, so I'll need to monitor you and you'll need to follow very intricate instructions. That means you have to do what I say, okay Voe?"
She nods once "Okay,"
"And I have to keep a close eye on you,"
"So....maybe you can move back into the Hotel...?" She suggests. She's on the edge of her seat waiting for his response
"No,"
"You expect me to come back and forth here pregnant?"
"Yeah! Limo..."
She sets her brows "Lucifer,"
"Fine..." he turns away for a moment "When do you want to start?"
"Right now!!" She jumps up and down
Lucifer is shocked "Um okay so," Lucifer poofs a vial into existence "Drink this,"
Voe examines it "What is it?"
"It's...semen,"
"What?"
"Semen mixed with grape juice,"
"Why am I drinking semen?"
Lucifer looks nervous "It was actually a joke, I just didn't laugh. It's angel blood,"
"Wait, is that your blood?"
He shrugs "Well it's not like I can go to Heaven and get another angel's blood,"
"Why do you have your blood in a vial?"
"I don't know, I save a lot of things. I still have Charlie's baby teeth. You never know when you might need something,"
"What are the odds that you might need your blood?"
He stares at her "Are you gonna drink it or not?"
Voe cautiously takes the vial, opens it, and downs the contents, first, it tastes sweet, then it becomes the most vile taste imaginable. Voe almost vomits until Lucifer covers her mouth.
"No no, don't throw it up. Swallow it,"
Voe swallows with great effort and a grimace on her face.
"Did you swallow it?"He asks and she nods "Great, so next it this," he manifests four vials for her "I want you to wait until your period comes and fill these with your blood. And then with Alastor's blood,"
She takes the vials and then thinks "Will I have to drink that too?"
Lucifer blinks and stares back at her "Just wait, you'll see,"
She shudders "How will I know when my period is coming,"
Lucifer laughs "Oh you'll know, call me when you get it done,"
"I thought you were coming to the Hotel?"
"I will after these first few steps, I don't want to have moved if you end up chickening out,"
"I am not gonna chicken out!"
He smirks "Good, so I'll see when you're done with that," Voe turns to leave with the vials "Oh Voe!" she turns back "That taste will be in your mouth for the rest of the week!"
"Bleh!" she responds
"Yeah, that baby's been stewing for a while," he smirks
"Gross!"
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"Draw me a picture Alastor,"
He looks up from the novel he's reading "Hmm?"
"Draw me a picture,"
"Of what?"
"Of me,"
He raises his eyebrow "Why are you asking this?"
"Because I know that you love drawing and I want to see how you draw me,"
He closes the book "Very well," He manifesta a pen and paper and starts drawing "Pose for me, darling,"
She poses with her arms down and her cheek turned "Alastor,"
"Hmm?"
"If I found a way for us to have a baby, would you want to?"
He sighs "We've gone over this darling,"
"I know! But I'm just asking if I found a way for it to be possible,"
"There is no way to make it happen,"
She turns to him getting frustrated "You're not answering the question,"
"What I'm doing is telling you the facts, my dear,"
"But that's not what I'm asking you. Do you want a baby,"
"Yes,"
"So if I found a way for us to have a baby would you want to??"
Alastor hesitates
"What is the problem, it's a simple yes or no!" he continues drawing "Do you not want a baby with me?" she seems aghast
"Who else would I have a baby with dear?"
"Then why won't you answer the question??"
He exhales "I just didn't think-"
"That I'm mother material?"
"I wouldn't take you for a mother, no,"
"That is so unbelievably rude! Just because I'm young and like partying and drinking, and and and...sex! Does not mean I can't be a good mother!"
Alastor doesn't respond and just shows her the picture he drew of her. It looks just like her and it's adorable, Voe falls into his arms and he holds her
"It's a good drawing,"
"Do you really want to be a mother?"
"Yes,"
"Then if it were possible, I know you could do it,"
She smiles into his chest "Thank you, that's all I wanted to hear,"
"Can I ask you something?"
"What is it, my dear?"
"What do you think about my idea with the hospital?"
"I think it's a lovely idea, get sinners to talk about uh....I'm sorry, what is it again you're doing?"
Voe sighs "It's a mental hospital and addiction center. A rehab, it's meant for the sinners to help resolve trauma and quit their addictions, and then they can properly work towards redemption,"
"Hmm, so are they talking to a shrink or something?"
"You mean a therapist?"
"If that's what they're calling it,"
"Yes, many therapists, that will all in turn belong to me,"
"And how many therapists do you have already?"
She hesitates "2,"
"Hmm. Do you have anyone to test run your little...place?"
Voe smiles "Well...I was hoping...that....my darling husband would help me out?"
"I'd be happy to help, but I assume you'd need someone with actual problems,"
Voe gives him a long blank stare
"Do you believe there's something wrong with me?" he asks flatly
"No! That's not what this is about,"
"I will help you, but you do know that you singlehandedly ripped off the Vees heads a few months ago,"
"Yes, well actually just Val's, I ripped out Vox's heart and you ate Velvette,"
"You've still killed people,"
"Yes,"
"But I'm the one that needs help?"
She doesn't have an answer for this, but she looks down at her fingers "I just need you to help me,"
"And I will, I just want you to know you're not helping your case,"
She throws her hands up "I suppose I need help too,"
"You suppose?"
"I do! Whatever!" her voice cracks
"So when would you like me to start?"
"Maybe tomorrow?" she looks giddy
His eyes are lidded "Mhmm,"
"Thank you, baby," she kisses his face all over
"Anytime,"
She grabs Alastor's face "By the way, can I have your blood?"
He raises his brow "Excuse me?"
"I mean, may I have your blood?"
"Oh, that's better! No!"
Voe pouts "Why not?"
"Why do you want my blood?" he is quite perplexed
"I-It's for something important,"
"Which is?"
"It's.. a surprise,"
"I've never been one for surprises," he sets his brows
She sighs "Please," she begs
"All right...fine,"
Voe is ecstatic "Yay!" she kisses his nose
"You are too eager today!"
"I just love how helpful my husband is," she says in a sultry tone
"Mhmm,"
Voe sees Angel in the parlor, later on, just sitting and angrily scrolling on his phone. She stops behind him
"Thought you were leaving,"
He exhales in frustration "Well obviously I'm not,"
"What made you change your mind?"
"I don't have anywhere else to live,"
Voe stiffens up as the awkward air wraps around them "Just so you know, I've got someone else to test the hospital out for me,"
"Congratulations,"
She breathes in and out "Honestly I don't know why you're so upset,"
"Welp, probably nothing. Probably just overreacting,"
"If it's this upsetting, I want to know,"
"Why do you want to know?"
"Are we not friends?"
"We are, but you're kind of forcing a lot out of me,"
"How?"
"Cuz I'm telling you to stop and you keep asking questions. If someone tells you to stop, maybe you should. You don't know how to stop,"
"Angel, sometimes boundaries need to be pushed...to make progress,"
"So you think you're in the right here?"
She walks around the couch "I don't know Angel! I don't even know you're side!"
"My side of what?!"
"This issue,"
"What issue? I don't have an issue, you already know me!"
"Yeah, I do. And I know that you have an addiction, and I don't think I'm better than you. I'm tired of people saying that shit about me,"
"Stop thinkin' you can change people! Stop!"
"So when Charlie does it, it's righteous. But if I do it then I'm being annoying?"
"I never said that shit was righteous, I hate when she does it too! Neither of you know when to stop!"
She sits down near him "Oh cut the shit Angel, I never said that I'm perfect or that something was wrong with you! That's you! You hear my words and that's what you're telling yourself. I never said it, you did!"
He puts his phone down "You know what, don't ever talk to me again," he gets up and stomps past her up to his room, Voe drops her head into her hands and sobs
"Hello? Lucifer?"
"Hey! What's going on?"
"I did it,"
"How's it going?"
"It's gross, I can still taste your blood,"
"Did you get your period yet?"
"About that, when would I be getting my period?"
"Oh, you'll know,"
"What comes next?"
"Well, you get your blood and his. Then mix it together and you drink that-"
She's disgusted "Ugh"
"That's not even the worst part!" he laughs "The next part is you rub the rest of the blood on your stomach and leave it overnight and you will not be sleeping. It's horrifying,"
"When are you coming to the Hotel?"
"After the last step. And I am not trying to be there for that night. It is not pretty. You will not be getting sleep, I don't know why humans want me to get them pregnant,"
She smirks, even though he can't see her "Because you're hot!"
"Y-w- anyway, Not insomnia no sleep, pain! Like skin-expanding pain. Like it will feel like a creature is ripping you open pain,"
"Oh yay," she says unenthusiastically
"Are you ready for that?"
"No, but I'll do it,"
"Great! Then after that, it's normal pregnancy stuff, which I will be there for! Because bad things may happen like you might get a miscarriage...or die,"
She holds the phone away from her face "Like regenerate die?"
"No,"
"Like permanently die?"
"Yes,"
"Oh my goodness,"
"Yeah, but you know that may not happen, don't worry about it,"
"Yeah, I am totally not worried,"
"Okay, I am off to wait for my period, bye,"
"Do you know what a pentagram is?"
"The thing people use to summon you?"
he pauses "Yeah, when you get the blood, draw a pentagram on your stomach with it after you drink half of it,"
"Does it have to be perfect?"
"Yes,"
"What happens if it's not?"
"Well, you have a higher chance of death or you may give birth to a lizard,"
"Ugh, so many things could go wrong here,"
"Just like regular pregnancy!"
She stops for a moment "I have one more question,"
"Mhmm?"
"Do I get to do the fun stuff?"
"What do you mean fun stuff? What fun stuff?"
"Uh, you know how normal people get pregnant?"
"Uh no, you're not a normal person. You may have a strong craving for raw meat, whether alive or dead,"
"So cannibalism?"
"Yeah!"
She sighs "Okay, is that all?"
"I think so,"
"Okay, bye,"
"Goodbye!"
Alastor enters her room, the pitter-patter of his feet and cane on the carpeted floor "Who were you talking to?"
She looks surprised seeing him, and she puts her phone down "Oh, just Lucifer,"
"O, what did he have to say?"
She smiles and laughs a little "Nothing, he was just helping me with something,"
"With what?"
"Nothing really,"
"Really?"
She shakes her head "It's part of the surprise,"
"Hmm,"
"How would you feel if he came back to the Hotel?"
"I would think that he's done sulking in his own misery,"
"But how would you feel?"
He shrugs "I suppose indifferent, how would you feel?" He raises his eyebrow
"I guess I'd be happy,"
"Really?"
"Yeah,"
"Hmm,"
"What?"
"Nothing. You're not lying to me are you?"
She looks around smiling nervously "No,"
"Because lying to me again would not be the best idea, my dear,"
"I'm not lying,"
He stares at her in silence
"I am not lying to you," she looks him in the face with a blank expression "You believe me, right?" she touches his arm
He stares daggers into her "Of course,"
She approaches him with a hug, and he embraces her, continuing to stare forward.