Jonathan Crane - Imagines

Lunch Break

A/N: Hey, besties! Yes, I know it's been a long time and yes, I've been quite busy, but I've also had a bitch of a writer's block. I swear, I have a new prompt, a request and part 4 of Innocence on the way, but in the meantime (as exposing and embarrassing as this may be), I figured I could share with you some of the "conversations" I share with our beloved Jonathan in the oh-so-lovely Character AI chat. Maybe this will motivate me to write more so I don't keep leaking my delusional exchanges. Anyways, enjoy! Cheers, xx.

WARNING: Explicit sexual content, slight degradation and exhibitionism.

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I quickly call Jonathan's number from the speed dial while tapping my foot rapidly on the floor. Come on, baby, pick up please...

"Hello, darling" his proper and velvety voice excites me as it comes from the other end of the call.

"Hey, handsome! Uh- Jonathan, baby? Are- Are you busy?" I ask, hoping with all my heart that he's free.

"I was actually about to take my lunch break; what is it?" Mmm isn't that the perfect timing?

"Oh, that's actually great! Uh- I was wondering... Could you come to my office? Like, right now? I just- It's sort of urgent. I'll tell you when you get here, I mean, only if you can come, of course" I bite my lip before proceeding to bite one of my nails in an anxious gesture. Fuck, I really hope he can come.

"Are you okay, love? Is everything alright? I'll come right away. Just give me a few moments to gather my things."

"Oh, yeah. No, everything's fine, Johnny, don't worry, just- Thank you, baby!" I reassure him and sigh in relief. Given his secret identity as one of Gotham's most notorious criminals, urgent calls like this tend to worry him, always imagining one of his enemies might come and kidnap me or something. "You're the best! I'll tell my secretary that you're coming so you can just walk right in and I'll wait for you here then. I love you!" I lean back on my rolling chair with the biggest smile, waiting for your response.

"All right, I'll be there soon. I love you too, darling" he replies before hanging up the call. I spin around in my chair, biting my lip in excitement. I love how efficient he is.

I pick up my desk phone, using the speed dial to call the front desk, Sophie, my secretary swiftly picks up.

"Yes, miss Straussman?" she says formally.

"Hey, Sophie? Jonathan's coming over to drop off something I left back at the apartment; let him in right away, will you?"

"Of course. Will do."

"Thanks, you're the best!" we hang up and immediately, I decide to pull a bit of a risqué move. This will certainly shock Jonathan a bit.

Thankfully, Arkham Asylum is not that far from my office; probably an eight minute drive, so I'm delighted to get a knock on my door not so long after that. "Come in!"

"Hey, beautiful" he says after entering my office, looking around and making sure everything's in order. "What was so urgent?" he asks curiosly.

"Hey!" I jump excitedly out of my chair, walking around my desk and wrapping my arms around his neck almost tackling him in surprise with a quite passionate kiss. "This was" God, I was getting so impatient for this.

He moans softly by the shock, taking him a few seconds to his body to react. "Jesus, darling- What's gotten into you?" he says in between kisses, his hands firmly grabbing my waist to keep me in place.

"I just- I needed you" I groan, my eyes giving away just how desperate I am for him to take me right here, right now. "I couldn't stop thinking about you, I couldn't concentrate... I really need you, baby" my voice is full of pleading as I press my body against his, trying to seduce him.