guest star: Will Lyman as the postman
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The postman had just delivered a package to Jeremy's house.
"Parcel for you, Mr Clyde" he said.
"Thank you" said Jeremy accepting the package.
He took it inside and showed it to his family.
"Look" said Jeremy. "I just got a parcel in the post. Can anyone guess what's inside?"
"Dine-saw" Matthew piped up.
"Oh, Matthew!" Lucy groaned. "You always say 'dinosaur' for everything."
Jeremy laughed. "The parcel is far too small to have a dinosaur inside."
Lucy guessed next. "I think it's... a new toy!"
"You're very close" said Jeremy.
"I know what it is" said Andy. "Your new camera."
"That's right" said Jeremy opening the package. "It's a movie camera. We can make movies with it and watch them on our television."
"Can I use it first, Daddy?" said Lucy.
"It's a bit too difficult for children to use. Even I need to read the instructions" said Jeremy.
He tried reading the instructions, but could barely understand them.
"It's a bit harder than I thought" said Jeremy.
"Daddy's friend Chad Stuart has a movie camera. He switches it on like this" said Lucy.
She pushed a button on the camera and it started.
"Oh. Well done, Lucy" said Jeremy.
"Thank you for purchasing the Movie 3000. I am eager and ready to shoot your first movie" said a voice in the camera.
"Is there a way to turn that voice off?" said Andy.
"I'm not sure" said Jeremy.
"On Chad's camera, you just press this button to stop it from talking" said Lucy.
As the camera started to talk again, Lucy pushed the button again and it stopped.
"Well done, Lucy" said Andy.
"What shall I film first?" said Jeremy.
"Film me!" said Lucy.
"Alright then, Lucy luv" said Jeremy.
He started the camera and Lucy spoke.
"Hello! I'm Lucy!" she said.
She topped the film off by jumping forward and blowing a raspberry.
"Come on, everyone" said Jeremy.
He plugged the camera into the television and the movie played.
"Again! Again!" said Lucy.
"Okay" said Jeremy.
He rewinded the film and it played again.
Lucy wanted it again and Jeremy obliged.
After the third time, Lucy still wanted to see it again.
"Maybe we should film something new" said Jeremy.
"I know. Daddy should leave the room and we'll make a movie to show him" said Andy.
"Good idea" said Jeremy.
He left to wait in the kitchen while Andy, Matt, and Lucy made a secret movie.
After a few seconds, they let him back in.
"Matt made his own movie" said Andy.
"Let's see Matt's movie first" said Jeremy.
He turned the TV back on and Matt's movie played.
"Dine-saw! Grr!" said Matt in the movie.
"Matt's pretending to be a dinosaur" Lucy sighed.
"That's a very scary dinosaur" said Jeremy.
Matt moved closer to the screen in the movie and roared so loudly, he scared himself.
"Don't be afraid, Matt" said Andy. "That's not a real dinosaur on TV. It's you."
Matt giggled. "Grr! Dine-saw."
Soon, Lucy was on camera too and Matt roared at her.
"Aah! It's a dinosaur! Help! Help!" Lucy fake cried.
"Very good, Matt" Jeremy laughed.
The whole family was laughing after that.
NOTICE: In the original Peppa Pig episode, Peppa makes a secret movie too. But she fat shames Daddy Pig in it, and I could NOT pull that off here because Jeremy is skinnier than a spaghetti strip.
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