Your Crush On Dingle

chapter 5

Y/n was in a scuffle. She was fighting a squid! She thought this was crazy. Y/n also didn't have any fighting experience.
The squid had asked her what she was eating, and y/n said she was eating squid. The squid then had gotten mad at her! Y/n couldn't comprehend why the squid was angry. She had even offered it a bit of her squid.
Y/n had to defend herself from the feisty squid. It swung its sword at her, and y/n dodged.
The squid tried to kick her, but because squids don't have legs it didn't work. After that, y/n evaded the squids attacks by rolling away from them.
Eventually, the squid managed to hit y/n with the sword! But.. it didn't really do anything. The sword was made out of foam.
Y/n looked in surprise as the tiny squid suddenly vanished. In it's place, was an iced coffee from a popular local coffee shop.
Y/n guessed it was important, so she rushed to the only coffee shop that was in the area.
In the shop, y/n found the little squid on a table! She was shocked to see that Dingle was also there.
Y/n walked up to Dingle and said, "why was this tiny squid attacking me? And why is it at your table?"
Dingle looked a little flustered, then said, "well.. Im sorry y/n. We were trying to find out if you eat squid, and it turns out you do."
"And why is that a problem?"
"Because we're squid!" Dingle pointed out. Y/n didn't see any problem there. Why would someone be disturbed by her eating squid if they were a squid?
Y/n was so confused she downed Dingle's iced coffee and left. She went back to school because she left her backpack in the detention room, and had to pick the detention room lock to get it.
Y/n walked a whole 30 minutes down a steep incline with her heavy backpack to get to her house. While she was walking, y/n stepped on dog dodo on the sidewalk.
When she got home, y/n made a quick snack of squid flavored pasta, then went to sleep.
She dreamt of Dingle fighting pasta criminals with foam.