43. Broken humor

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"How do you know how to ski?" Meenamma looked at me like I am some god, I would like that look in bed

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"How do you know how to ski?" Meenamma looked at me like I am some god, I would like that look in bed

"I went to Norway 5 times on business but ended up learning skiing after the business was settled" she pouted and looked at the down slid where now she had slid using the ski

"Remember, don't split your legs!" That's only for me to do

She nodded and she did like how I said and slid down and I followed her behind

A cold breeze hit my face and I heard my wife laugh and scream as she enjoyed skiing for the first time

After she saw snow she turned into an excited toddler, her nose was already red and runny but her excitement didn't drop

We did skiing over and over again till she was tired and fell on the snow on her back

"Get up meenamma don't want to have lunch?" I asked standing looking down at her, she shook her head

"You also come here" without warning she pulled my legs and I fell beside her on my face and she threw snow on me and giggled

"Ahhhh sorry-" she screamed when I picked her up and threw her back on the snow and she laughed

"Let's go to the room and have lunch" she shook her head "I love this, I will stay here" I freaking hate snow!!!

All she does is play with snow, look at it with love and nothing like that with me from the moment we came

Honeymoon mere saat hai ki baraf la saat?

After that we went to a nearby restaurant to have lunch but then the person came whom I want to throw them out of the window

"I hope you had a nice time Mrs. Oberoi" our tour guy said smiling at wife who just gave a polite smile and nodded

Am I invisible to this man? I will pluck his eyes

"I bought this desert for you guys, no milk and no egg" I stab my fork into my pasta and stuffed it into my mouth and glared at him

"Thank you so much, that's nice of you" I stabbed the fork again into the pasta and stuffed it into my mouth and glared harder this time at him

He finally looked at me and stilled, he is your guide don't kill! Don't kill! Don't kill!

I took a deep breath and he smiled at me which I gladly didn't return back with anything but a plain face

"How about I show you guys some beautiful places" over your dead body

"We would like to rest for the day" two of them looked at me and I smiled at my wife

"There is still half a day Mr. Oberoi" get out before I throw you from the roof and burey you under the snow

Why did I let my assistant book a tour guy?

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