Merlin Academy (Hades x Maleficent Headcannons)

The Black Lagoon

As the villain group approached the lagoon, Maleficent, Hook, Jefferson, Morgie, and Hades laughed and joked about what had happened earlier in the day. "I thought you were a beautiful flamingo, Uli." Killian told Uliana who was not amused by anything on the topic.

"Knock it off!" Uli told him before she started singing. "I'm fierce, I'm feared. You know, I'm the baddest here. Pull up with my crew, boo-hoo. You'll be wiping up more than a puddle of tears. My competition, call her Urs, but her curses ain't the worst. I got potions, evil spells to turn your life from bad to worse."

The other five joined in for a moment. "Rah!" They continued making their way to the shore of the Black Lagoon as Uli sang.

"Then there's that desperate girl comin' for me, tryin' to mess with my world. Well, villainous is how I live. She'll regret messin' with the wrong sea witch cause I got a lifetime of vengeance, I'm savage to the bone and anyone who crosses me gonna wish they were never born." Somewhere during this part of the song, Maleficent and Hades joined hands and stood face to face, simply checking in on the other. After that, Uli's seashell necklace started to glow a purple-ish blue before blowing into it like a horn.

The teens cackled as a giant angler fish rose to the surface of the water with its mouth open. They hopped across some rocks, one by one with Hades making sure Maleficent went in front of him and he was last, and sang, "They won't know what's coming when I hit 'em with that re-venge! They gonna start running when I hit 'em with that re-venge! Won't stop till I conjure up a painful perfect punishment. I don't get mad, I get even. Gonna find the perfect revenge."

Meanwhile, Red and Chloe were hiding in the tall grass, watching with fear in their eyes.

Once inside the ancient fish, the six of them scanned over the other villains already inside before dancing with them. "Gonna find that perfect, perfect revenge. Find that perfect, perfect revenge. Gonna find that perfect, perfect revenge. Gonna find that perfect, perfect revenge."

Uliana used her eight tentacles to climb up into the air and asked her friends for suggestions.

Hook was the first to share his idea. "Well, why don't you make her walk the plank?" He pretended to walk the plank before looking up at their leader.

"Darling, that's too easy."

"Prick her with a thousand thorns?"

"And what? She'd fall asleep?!" The rogue sea witch scoffed at the fairy with disbelief.

"We could burn her to a crisp." Hades suggested as he snapped his fingers like a lighter which lit the blue flames of his hair. And I feel like he was more saying it as what he was going to do to Uli if she was rude to his girlfriend again.

Morgie was very excited about the idea and jumped down in front of the god, looking up at Uli. "Yeah, let's burn her to a crisp!"

"No, it should be worse, worse, worse than all of these." Uliana protested before dropping down to the ground, hiding her tentacles. She then sings about how vicious revenge should be and whatever they decide to do to Bridget needs to be ten times more cruel.

"They won't know what's coming when I hit 'em with that re-venge!" The god of death used a fireball to light the coral crystal ball type thingy in the middle of the fish. "They gonna start running when I hit 'em with that re-venge! Won't stop till I conjure up the painful perfect punishment. I don't get mad, I get even. Gonna find the perfect revenge."

The time travel duo had climbed up onto the top of the angler fish and tore through the firm cloth, giving them a great view of the show below.

"Calling all spirits of the Black Lagoon, show me a recipe fit for her doom. Toxically sweet with a side of pure spite. I need the perfect revenge that will bite." The other main VK's joined Uliana on the platform around the magic coral projection thing which showed a 'Sorcerer's Cookbook'.

"What's this? A book? That's it? I asked for a painful punishment." Uli noticed what page the book had flipped to; showing a her giving Bridget a cupcake that would turn the pink haired girl into an ugly green troll of sorts. "But hold up, wait. This might be evil on a plate. So, I'mma serve her what she deserves, what she deserves. And that's justice dressed up like the sweetest dessert. Perfect." She moved the projection of the closed book up and around the room, unknowingly allowing Chloe and Red to see the name of the book.

The VK's danced once again as they sang, laughing every so often as well. "They won't know what's coming when I hit 'em with that re-venge! They gonna start running when I hit 'em with that re-venge! Won't stop till I conjure up a painful perfect punishment. I don't get mad, I get even. Gonna find the perfect revenge. Gonna find the perfect, perfect revenge. I'm gonna find that perfect, perfect revenge." The song ended and they swiftly got back onto dry land.

"We'll bake our own treat. And turn her into a monster." Uliana told the group before cackling as they walked back the way they came through the forest.

A few moments later, Morgie stopped in his tracks, causing Jefferson to accidentally run into him. "What's the hold up, Morg?"

"Did you guys hear that?" He was looking back towards the lagoon.

"Hear what?" Uliana questioned him.

"I thought I heard a scream or two. Whatever, let's keep going." He told them before continuing on, earning confused looks from the teenagers behind him.