One Million to One || Levi x Reader

queen of spades [nsfw]

SLIGHT. It's SLIGHT nsfw. SLIGHT, people. SLIIIIIIIIIIIGHT SET YOUR EXPECTATIONS LOWWWWWWWWW

There's very likely grammar errors because I'm writing on the fly and haven't read this over. Please ignore them and I'll reread tomorrow!! Thank you!!

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"Hey, Levi."

"What?"

"I'm on my period."

"What- oh, for fuck's sake."

You grin wolfishly. "Hey, you're the one that said if there was ever blood, you wanted to know-"

"Fuck right off, you know that's not what I meant," Levi says with a roll of his eyes. He pauses for a second, then asks, "we're stocked up? You have everything you need?"

The fact that he cares, despite being the bare minimum, making your face feel warm. Hey, your bar for men is low, what can you say? "Yep," you chirp, giving him a thumbs up. "Got all my stuff and got meds for my cramps."

Levi frowns. "Cramps?"

You frown right back. "Yeah. You know, the thing that cripples anyone with a uterus for one week every month and keeps women from world domination."

He snorts. "Didn't realize they were that bad."

"Maybe this is a hot take, but I'd love for women to get a few days off every month for their period. We're just too volatile," you say jokingly as you step by him in the kitchen, on the hunt for some snacks.

"Volatile. Should I be sleeping with body armor?"

"No. Then you're harder to cuddle."

Levi's smirking now. "Fine by me."

You grin at him, then go back to rifling through the box of packaged snacks that you and Levi have accumulated. It's only been two days of being back in your place since the Jack of Hearts, but Levi's spent both nights in your bed, and waking up with your face buried in his side has been one of the highlights of your life.

It really does feel like nothing has changed, but at the same time, everything has. You coexist the same way, doing runs and organizing things and making food. But now, Levi kisses the back of your shoulder when you've got your back to him, you thrive on little handholds and palm squeezes whenever you can sneak them in, and you can be as close to him as you like. 

You have to remember that you're literally in the fucking apocalypse. But it's hard when your little life here is just so enjoyable.

"Bees. Uh..." you turn, frowning at him. "Tea helps. Right?" Levi asks awkwardly. 

You think your heart might explode. "Yes," you say, even though you're not really sure- you just appreciate the gesture. "Yes, thank you. That's really sweet of you."

Levi nods; his ears are red. Is that him blushing? Adorable, you think to yourself as he goes to the kettle, taking one of the mugs from your cupboard.

Your thoughts drift back to the games. 

Several blimps have gone down since you made it back from the Jack of Hearts.

The day after, you'd noticed that the Queen of Diamonds was down. Erwin's doing, no doubt. This morning, both the Jack of Diamonds and the Jack of Spades were down; the Jack of Diamonds, you watched go down this morning, but you think the Jack of Spades was overnight. That means five blimps were down now, leaving seven to go. Plus, one of them was a spades blimp- and you and Levi didn't even touch that one. Less work for you.