Mr and Mrs No Bitches

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I hopped into Steve's car and shut the door. We were silent for more the half of the ride, I too nervous to say anything to Steve and accidently tell him everything. Then the car came to a stop. Thank god, the silence was literally killing me.

"Robin," Steve began.

" Yeah Steve?" I said shifting in the passengers seat so I could look at him.

" You like her don't you?" Steve said starring deep into my eyes.

" Look Steve, I don't wanna lie to you... I do like her and I have for an extremely long time, she's perfect and I just can't resist her, Steve. And if you have a problem with that you never have to-"

" Robs, do you really like her? Like you love her, care for her, and you'll n-never let anyone hurt her?"

'' Ye-yeah, yeah I do." I said as tears began to form in my eyes. Not sad though, happy tears. Happy that I still had my best friend.

" Then go get her tiger!" Steve said encourgingly although he looked dead ass serious.

A small smile appeared on my face as I slowly shook my head. I then turned back to the door pulled the handle and gave Steve one final look. Steve smiles and give me two thumbs up. I shut the car door and run to her front porch. I knocked on the door and gathered all my courage. The door opens and reveals the pretty girl I've been waiting for. She opens her mouth," BEEP, BEEP, BEEEEEEEEEEPPP"

"Ugh, shut the FUCK UP!" I shouted at my alarm clock. I immediatley turn off the alarm and sat up. Of course it was a dream cause nothing good can happen in my FUCKING LIFE. I sat up in my bed, " Well there's no way i'm going back to sleep now you asshat." I said showing the clock my middle finger. I stood from my bed and went to my closet and grabbed my uniform before heading into the bathroom. I get ready much quicker than normal and stare at myself in the mirror.

Why am I actually kinda hot? Wait is this self incest...? Ignore the first comment then! I splash my face with water and sigh, why am I so weird. Suddenly I hear a beep come from outside and jump like 8 feet into the air. "Holy shit Steve you could've just knocked." I muttered as I ran out of the bathroom and downstairs. " Robin get back by 9 pm you and I need to talk. And this is serious!" My mom said as she tried to light a cigarette. " Okay mom." I said. She starred at me as I left the house, her eyes following my every step.

"HEY ROBBIE, ROBIN BIRD, ROBS, RARE SPECIES OF HUMAN!" Steve screamed as I got in his car. He paused between each nickname and changed his tone of voice. " Damn Steve what's got you so happy?" I said looking out his window. " Can't a gay- I mean guy just be happy to see his bestie boo!?" I gave Steve a death stare. " Don't ever call me that again." I said. He sighed and slouched in his seat. " What's up your ass today, goddamn, I was just trying to be nice." He said as he rolled his eyes.

"What is up my ass?! That's a good fucking question but it's not what's up it, it's what's coming out of it!" I screamed in his face. His face softened, " Robin just because it's your time of the month doesn't mean you should be an asshole!'' He made sure to emphasize the word 'asshole'. " Sorry Stevie. It's just my stupid vagina is preparing me for something THATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN. Sorry to burst your bubble bitch but I'm not gonna get pregnant!" I lectured my stomach. Steve bursted out laughing as he took a hand off the wheel and patted my back. " How about we gather the kiddos and go visit edds Wednesday. Would that get your mind off things?" He said carresing my shoulder. " Yeah that sounds good." I said smiling. I definitely missed Eddster. Life just isn't the same without his cocky ass.

~~~ Steves POV~~~

Finally we arrive at The Family Video Store. We both get out of the car and head inside. I turn on the lights and inhale the stores fumes. Oh how I did not miss this place. " You should go call the kids, I'll set up." I say. Robin nodds and disappears in the back room. I walk to the front of the building and switch the sign from Closed to Open before turning around to set up some tapes. Once I'm done Robin has already left the back room. " Everyone's down to visit. Mike, El, Will, and Max will ride with us. Dustin, Lucas, and Erica will just ride with Lucas since Dustins already over there. Oh and we're heading there at 7? I told everyone that's when we'd be leaving so..." Robin rambled giving me a nervous half smile. My smile dropped though. " Wait how are we gonna fit all four of those grimlins in my car? It only holds three people in the backseat." I asked hopping Robin knew what she was doing. She shrugged and I sighed. Of course she didn't know I guess we'll just have to cross that bridge when we get there.

~~~Time skip because i'm not creative enough for this :(~~~

'' This is THE MOST boring job i've ever worked!" Robin groaned as the last customer left. Luckily our shifts were over already so we were just starting to close. And almost comedically the bell on the door rung. " We're closed." I say not even bothering to turn around to see who was at the door. " I know, sorry but I was busy and I couldn't have came any sooner." A somewhat familiar voice said. I sigh for like the 50th time today. '' I suppose I could ring you up.." I mutter as I eventually turn around. The short red headed girl also looked familiar, but why? OHHHHH this is that one bitch robins in love with! I'm so smart, way to go Steve! Now what was her name... Victoria? No was it Virginia? No. fuck what was her name?!

Robin comes out of the back room just as I was about to say something. Robins face flushes red as she notices her. " Oh hey Vickie.'' That's what her name is! What an ugly name. ( NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE NAMED VICKI. I had a friend named Vicki and she was the sweetest person.)

" What's up Robin I actually came her for you!" Vicki said.

" Why did something happen?" Robin said, concern filling her voice.

"Oh no! I'm perfectly fine robs. I was just wondering If you want to maybe come to this party...with me..? I-uh-i mean not a party a gathering! Well to be perfectly honest I'm just having a sleepover with one of my friends and I wanted to know if you wanted to go?" Vickie said stepping closer to Robin. Their faces just a few feet apart. I wonder what would happen if she kissed her right now. maybe they would bang in the back room. I shudder at the thought of Robin having-uh just no.

" When? You know I have to work a lot."

" Tomorow, nine pm. You don't have to go if you don't wanna and I'm completely fine with it if you don't want to go." Vickie said whispering the last part.

" I might be a little late since I get off work at 8 but uh yeah i'll go. What's your friends name?'' Robin said in an attempt to keep the conversation going. She doesn't even need to tell me, we've been friends so long I already know.

Vickie smiled at Robins answer. " Veronica." She said. The two sat in silence for a while just rocking back and forth. " We should probably get going..." I say hoping I didn't just interupt important lesbian stuff. " Uh yeah of course! Just er give me a call and I'll tell you the address and uh yeah." Vicki said giving her an awkward side hug and then sending me a wave.

After she left me and Robin finished closing and hopped in my beautiful car. " ~So~" I say as we buckle in.

" So what?'' She says

" You just got a sleepover with your crush!"

" Her friend will be there too."

'' That doesn't mean you can't make your move!" I say sending a wink in her direction.

She didn't say anything so I just rolled down her window and turn the music up.

1,447 words! I've written more than this but school just fucking started and i'm so tired. Anyway today is the day I post this so whoever is awake and will read this, nice to meet you! And if you're reading this a year later, it's slightly less nice to meet you. Also I have no hate towards Amybeth she's amazing and super pretty! But I kinda make Vicki a bitch in this story soo... Idrk when i'll be posting, in my free time ig. Love yuh!

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