"What is the Name of the Subject?"
"Tunnel Rhino, former foreman of the Energen Crystal Mine"
"Height of 315 Cm, or 10'4". Weight of 280 Kg, or 617 Lbs"
"What about his power levels?"
"Power of 4200 RP, Speed of 8000 RP"
"Any noteworthy weapons?"
"Only one, some sort of drill-missile system. He called it the Tornado Fang..."
"Any idea what happened to him?"
"He WAS infected by the Sigma Virus, but no current word on whether he perished from it or not"
"So you're saying keep an eye out?"
"We have no idea if Doppler's supposed vaccine works. He could still be infected for all we know..."
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"So what is this model?"
Ozzie looked over the newly designed toy with a bit of...
Confusion...
He'd seen plenty of odd things enter his office for research and development but...
Nothing quite like this...
"Uhhh...the person who delivered it didn't give it a name..."
Both Ozzie and Nora weren't really sure what the use of this thing was...
It looked...like a straight-up Drill...
"I'm...not entirely sure this thing is safe for sale..."
Nora nodded "So you're saying we should test it..."
"Not on a living subject, obviously...bring in the dummies"
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The Dummy was wearing what looked like a GIMP Suit...no it actually was a GIMP Suit...
The weird-looking toy was positioned in front, one of the Succubi entering the room and turning it on...
The drill spun to life and after a few seconds it suddenly shot forward with surprising speed...
The dummy's crotch region was...
Not left intact...
Ozzie and the others observing looked on in horror...
One of the Incubi vomited...
Yeah there was NO way they were selling this thing...
Ozzie sighed. Who the hell had even sent it to him?
He looked back at the box, at the tag specifically...
Son of a bitch...
Valenfuckingtino....
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A FEW DAYS EARLIER
"WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HIM?!" Valentino screamed his lungs out at the guards, all of whom recoiled in horror at the sight of Val even angrier than he normally was...
They all hadn't seen him this angry since the Princess had waltzed in demanding Angel Dust get more time off...
"We...We tried but!"
"BUT FUCKING WHAT?!" Val looked like he was ready to tear all of the demons in the room limb from limb at any moment...
"But he was too strong! Motherfucker came barreling through here like the goddamn Kool-Aid-Man!"
"...without the Kool-Aid"
Val couldn't believe these were the people he had working for him...
THESE were the supposed best of the best?
He noticed one of his workers had a rather large hole bored in his stomach...
Fuck....that was gonna take a while to clean up...
ALL of this was gonna take a while to clean up...
The hole in the wall, the multiple workers left lying on the ground flattened...
Val looked back at the two...
"Which of you was the most responsible for this?"
The two looked at each other nervously...
"3....2.....1..."
They didn't speak up...
Val grabbed both by the neck....
He was gonna have to punish BOTH of them...
Before he could drag them off he tripped over something...
He looked down and saw it...
A big-ass drill on the ground...
He was considering just throwing it away but...
He got a funny idea...
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Stella woke up to the sound of what sounded like a Hellquake...
But she knew those didn't happen in Pride...
She turned back and forth and then saw....
What looked like a giant Rhinoceros man steamrolling through her room...
She screamed...
He was gone before she knew it...
She dialed the phone...
"Hello HPD how can we..."
"A GIANT RHINO JUST BUST THROUGH MY WALL!"
"...what?"
"A GIANT RHINO JUST BUST DOWN MY WALL AND PARADED THROUGH LIKE HE OWNED THE PLACE!"
She heard the operator hang up...
Stella's eyes were wide...
No...No she didn't see any of that...
She was just going to go back to sleep and forget this ever happened...
Octavia's voice rang out next
"MUM WHY IS THERE A GIANT HOLE IN THE WALL?!"
YOU ARE READING
The Rehabilitation of a Reploid
RandomA crossover series between Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss and the Mega Man X Franchise, shorts in a similar manner to the oneshot series but focused on a specific character in each story. No idea how long this will go on for btw
