SUBJECT: STORM EAGLE
POSITION: COMMANDER, 7TH AIRBORNE UNIT (TRANSFER TO 17TH ELITE UNIT PENDING AT TIME OF DESTRUCTION)
HEIGHT: 250 CM (8.20 FT)
WEIGHT: 135 KG (298 LBS)
SPECIAL WEAPON: STORM TORNADO
STATUS: DECEASED
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"Ok so...Today's activity is going to be something special!" Charlie announced to the now slightly larger group of Sinners gathered around...
All except Alastor...he was off doing something or other again...
Like always...
Still, the group's number had been boosted slightly by the addition of Armadillo and Kuwanger...
Speaking of which, Kuwanger's hand raised to ask a question...
About today's activity...
"Yes, Sir?"
"Ma'am. I really fail to see how interpretative dance will help us against the oncoming army coming to slaughter us all..."
Charlie sighed. For the past several weeks, Kuwanger had complained about EVERY activity they'd done...
It seemed he was designed to be a contrarian...
"It doesn't seem Logical...."
That seemed to be his favorite phrase. He was always complaining about how something or other wasn't "logical"
"If we WANT to stop the oncoming attack, we should be FORMULATING a plan of attack..."
Charlie shook her head "I'd rather NOT incite more violence! For all we know that would just make the exorcists angrier..."
Vaggie looked over at the beetle...
In a way she agreed with him...she knew the angels were unlikely to listen to anything Charlie had to say...any proof she gave...
But...but she also knew how confrontational they were...any violence towards them no matter the context would more than likely incite a worse response.....
She knew better than anyone...
"Besides, the best offense is a good defense, right?"
Kuwanger looked at her. "That...you said that backwards..."
Charlie ignored him. He sighed. There was no getting anywhere with her...
"So...who wants to begin the waltz?"
Vaggie was tempted to raise her hand but decided against it...
Charlie probably wasn't going to immediately volunteer herself anyways...
"Ummm...I'll do it"
The voice was one nobody was expecting to volunteer...
Armadillo stood up, looking a bit nervous but like he was willing to go up and try it anyways...
"You...you dance?"
Armadillo shook his head "No but....no time to learn like the present, right?"
Charlie nodded "Lovely enthusiasm! Now...who wants to partner up with him?"
Angel smirked. "I'll do it..."
An audible groan came from Husk and Kuwanger at the same time...
Angel had been trying his damndest to get into Armadillo's nonexistent pants...for the past week or so...
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The Rehabilitation of a Reploid
De TodoA crossover series between Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss and the Mega Man X Franchise, shorts in a similar manner to the oneshot series but focused on a specific character in each story. No idea how long this will go on for btw