SUBJECT: GRAVITY BEETLE
POSITION: EXPERIMENTAL WEAPONS RESEARCH, 17TH ELITE UNIT
HEIGHT: 225 CM (7'4")
WEIGHT: 350 KG (772 LBS)
POWER: 6200 RP
SPEED: 3600 RP
SPECIAL WEAPON: GRAVITY WELL
STATUS: RESIGNED FROM POST FOLLOWING DESTRUCTION OF HIS BROTHER, BOOMERANG KUWANGER
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"No No No No, there's clearly been some sort of Mistake"
Both Sera and Emily had been arguing with the Beetle standing before them for about 5 minutes...they'd...they'd never quite met someone like this...
Someone who DIDN'T want to get into Heaven...
"There's...been no mistake, Mr. Beetle. You clearly lead a virtuous life and are being welcomed into Heaven..."
"Yeah we even sang you the song and everything" Emily added...
"But I didn't! I killed people! I don't BELONG here!"
Sera and Emily's eyes both went a little wide at that statement, but Sera shook her head.
"Whatever powers may be decided you were virtuous enough to belong here, so..."
"No, No, NO!" Beetle was freaking out "MY BROTHER ISN'T HERE!"
Both Seraphim looked at each other. Brother?
"KUWANGER MUST BE IN HELL, I NEED TO GO DOWN THERE!"
Sera looked at him. "I..I don't think that's possible"
"UHH...GOD SUCKS! JESUS IS STUPID! SAINT PETER IS A SCRAPHEAD!!!"
Sera looked annoyed. Emily looked Confused. Behind them, St. Peter started crying...
"Sir, as rude as those statements are, we allow Free Speech here..."
Beetle then looked over the cloud he stood on "Where does this go?"
Sera looked at him confused "I...don't know..."
And then, Beetle just....Jumped...
Both Seraphim's eyes went wider than ever before...
Emily looked over the edge.
"He...He Jumped..."
Sera couldn't even begin to make sense of what had just happened...
In the background, Peter was still crying...
"I'M...NOT...A...SCRAPHEAD!"
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Beetle landed surprisingly gracefully, considering he weighed over 700 Pounds...
But that was all just oil weight, he would have told people...
Beetle landed...right in front of a massive and glorious looking hotel...
The Hazbin Hotel...
He knew cause the sign was right there
"WHERE EVERY SINNER CAN GET A SECOND CHANCE"
Maybe...Maybe this was a good spot to start looking for his brother...
YOU ARE READING
The Rehabilitation of a Reploid
RandomA crossover series between Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss and the Mega Man X Franchise, shorts in a similar manner to the oneshot series but focused on a specific character in each story. No idea how long this will go on for btw
