Jisoo: The stars are so beautiful...
Kendra: They're just giant balls of gas.
Jisoo: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Kendra: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Jisoo: Oh...
Jisoo: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Kendra: Yours.
Jisoo:
Jisoo: ...yeah, that would be pretty scary.
Jisoo: Kendra, are you drinking... drinking hydrogen peroxide?!
Kendra: It says H2O2! That means it's the sequel to water!
Jisoo: *Locks Kendra in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Kendra: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
Jisoo: Did it hurt when you fell-
Kendra: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Jisoo: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Kendra: ...
Jisoo: You just laid there for 10 minutes.
Kendra: I think I'm falling for you.
Jennie: Then get up.
Kendra: Can I bother you for a second?
Jennie: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Jennie: Don't go to the kitchen.
Kendra: Why?
Jennie: I saw a spider.
Kendra: Well, did you kill it?
Jennie: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
Kendra: Life is like Jennie. It's short.
Jennie: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Kendra: Jennie, what did you think a tiger shark was?
Rosé : Stop thinking whatever you're thinking.
Kendra: Huh?
Rosé : You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out-
Kendra: I love you.
Rosé :
Kendra:
Kendra: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.
Rosé : I KNEW IT!!
Kendra: I love you.
Rosé, not paying attention: What was that?
Kendra: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-
Kendra: There is no i in happyness...
Rosé: There is if you fucking spell it right.
Rosé: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Kendra: It was autocorrect.
Rosé: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Kendra: Yes.
Rosé: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Kendra: Awww, thanks-
Rosé: That's not a good thing.
Kendra: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.
Lisa: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?
Kendra: Yes.
Lisa: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)
Kendra: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, Lisa?
Lisa: Oh, Kendra. When I die, I'm taking you with me.
Kendra: I can't tell if that's a threat or a compliment.
Lisa: I'd think of it more as a grim inevitability.
Kendra: *seductively takes off glasses*
Kendra: Wow...
Lisa: *blushes* Haha... what?
Kendra: You're really fucking blurry.
Lisa: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Kendra: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Lisa: Yeah, they're all birds.
Kendra: Oh, they left the bowl out?
Kendra: It says, "Take two pieces of candy."
Lisa: Nobody around though...
*Lisa grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it*
Kendra: NO—
Rosé: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Jennie: IT.
Kendra: Annabelle.
Lisa : Paranormal Activity.
Jisoo : High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
Kendra: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Rosé: ....
Jisoo : .....
Jennie: ......
Lisa : ..Who?
Kendra: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Lisa *
Jennie: Where's Kendra?
Jisoo : Doing stuff.
Jennie: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Lisa ?
Jisoo : Trying to stop Kendra from doing the stuff.
Jennie: And Rosé?
Jisoo : Trying to stop Lisa from stopping Kendra from doing the stuff.
Jennie: I see. And what are you doing here, Jisoo ?
Jisoo : I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Rosé from stopping Lisa from stopping Kendra from doing the stuff.
Jennie: Kendra's refusing to wear their glasses!
Kendra: Jennie, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Kendra: *points to Jisoo * Jisoo .
Kendra: *points to Rosé* Rosé.
Kendra: *points to Lisa * Sasquatch
Jisoo : Alright Lisa , Kendra. Let's go over this one more time.
Jisoo : If something breaks?
Lisa : We try to fix it before Jennie gets home.
Jisoo : If it doesn't work?
Kendra: We blame Rosé.
Rosé: Seriously guys, what the hell?!
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