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Cute Pick-up Lines

These are so cute and funny pick-up lines for everyone to enjoy! Have fun!

~Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot?

~I thought happiness began with H. Why does mine begin with U

~I was feeling a little off today, but you really turned me on (^u^)

~Does your left eye hurt? Cause you've been looking right all day.

~You look cold, want to use me a blanket?

~I'd say God bless you, but it seems he's already done it.

~You don't need keys to drive me crazy.

~people call me [Your name here], but you can call me tonight.

This next on is a really funny one. It's a bit long, but hey, it's worth it for you guys!

Guy: There are 20 letters of the alphabet
Girl: There's 26
Guy: I must've missed ' U,R,A,Q,T'
Girl: That's only five.
Guy: I know, you can get the 'D' later.

Lol I'm done. I practically died making these! I hope you liked them! If you have any jokes of your own, feel free to comment!