I haven't posted in a while, I've been busy with reading and games. Still don't know if I can write something soon, but I'll post this for fun.
Just some funny skits I have saved. No particular order or theme.
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Rise: Why did you take so long to finish getting fitted? You're my maid of honor, your dress should have been the first one finished!
Naoto: *remembers how she and Kanji kept taking breaks to make out during her fittings* We- um- we lost track of time... (0///0)
Rise: ...This is what I get for asking Kanji to make our dresses...
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Zenkichi: Do we have to call it "stealing?"
Akira: Well, we could call it "long term borrowing," but it just doesn't have the same feeling, ya know? 😏
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Sojiro: I'll have a glass of wine. And he'll have apple juice.
Akira: Boss, I'm 17 years old... I can order my own apple juice.
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Yu: You know that little voice people have that tells them to quit while they're ahead?
Yosuke: Yeah?
Yu: You don't have one.
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Yu: Sometimes I'll mess with Rise by holding something she wants out of her reach, and watch her jump to try to grab it. She thinks it's fun.
Yosuke: Perks of having a short girlfriend, I guess.
Kanji: I can't do that with Naoto... She would look at me and I'd just hand it to her without hesitation...
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Yukiko: Chie, do you want some leftovers?
Chie: What's that?
Yukiko: ...You've never had leftovers?
Chie: No, because I'm not a quitter!
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Ryuji: Ah, yes. Me, my girlfriend, and her battleaxe.
Haru: *sleeping next to him and holding her axe*
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Akira: I thought detectives and cops were supposed to try to make people's lives easier.
Akechi: I've never made anyone's life easier and you know it.
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Yusuke: Futaba, I need your help.
Futaba: *laying on the couch with her feet up* Does it involve moving?
Yusuke: Possibly.
Futaba: Then no.
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Akira: *flipping his pen around in his fingers like a pro*
Ryuji: Dude, how do you do that trick?
Ann: *without thinking* He's good with his hands. *notices them staring at her shocked as hell* *realizes* WAIT, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Ryuji: *breaks down laughing* 😆
Akira: *snickers* I'm glad you think so, Ann... 😆
Ann: That wasn't what I was talking about and you know it!
Ryuji: Well nice to know your boyfriend's treating ya right.
Ann: SHUT UP! (0///0)
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Rise: I'm sorry for all the paparazzi, senpai...
Yu: *still thinking about how they had to sneak around in an alley and ended up getting distracted by smooching for a long time* Eh, it doesn't bother me too much. 😁
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Akira: How did I know I loved Ann? Well... maybe it was the first time I saw her use her persona, steal a sword, and murder a clone of herself all in one instant. I mean, I already knew she was sweet and gorgeous, but that part really sealed the deal.
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Naoto: Sorry to ask but-
Kanji: Oh no, please ask! Even if you asked me for the moon and the stars I wouldn't hesitate to get them for you. (^///^)
Naoto: (0///0) Th-Thank you... But I was just going to ask for a juice box.
Kanji: Oh- here ya go.
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Akira: Ann, did you eat the last cookie?
Ann: No! (0///0)
Akira: ...
Ann: ...
Akira: You have chocolate on your lips. 😏
Ann: What-?! Oh... damn it.
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Naoto: We might need the opinion of a real detective...
Kanji: Alright. What's your opinion then?
Naoto: (0///0)
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That's all for now. 😊
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Persona Ships Headcanons and Random Stuff
FanficThis book is to post headcanons for my Persona ships. May also use it to post skits or other fun things. Warning: Some spoilers are inevitable. Not just for the games themselves, but maybe also for my other fanfics. You've been given your warning, t...
