"Uwah! I didn't know I had fans?!" Atsushi was really surprised by this. "Well of course~! You're the lovable and strong cat of the agency!" Dazai smiled.
"Even Chuuya has attempted stealing you once...you just lost your leg...again..." the two grimaced at the thought.
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"It's nice having you not try to murder me Akutagawa..! Um, I'll be right back?" Akutagawa nodded. Bored, he decided to read online books while he waited for the latter's return.
He came across 'ao3' and scrolled through several stories, including fanfictions of the mafia (lord forbid how the civilians got so much info on them) and the ADA.
He was particularly intrigued by one of the titles, involving one of the agency members.
"I love Atsushi..?" He mumbled as he clicked on the book.
Sadly, he made a, fatal mistake, and didn't read the tags, simply proceeding guessing it would've been a bit gory. How he wished it was normal gore instead.
"I'm ba- Akutagawa..?" Atsushi sat down nervously as he looked at the traumatized Akutagawa's face "What's wrong?" He asked as noticed it was likely something on his phone "Oh uh- i-it's nothing" the mafioso muttered.
"Was it a brutal case so bad you can't handle it?! Can I see so I can report it to the-" "NO! No no it's fine! Don't worry about it Jinko!" He awkwardly smiled. Wait what?
"A-Akutagawa?! You're smiling!? Around me at that?!" Atsushi was quite shocked. Akutagawa coughed into his hand "Ahem, yes. Do not bother me with questions about what is on my phone anymore, let us just eat" he said.
When they seperated Akutagawa hid in an alley, opened his phone, got off the website and deleted 'ao3' from his search history. He questioned how much he must've hated himself to read to the end of the chapter at a public resteraunt at one of the putside tables.
"Why the hell would someone want to be his sibling for that..?" He was disgusted to say the least.
(I never read to the end of the chapter. I made it to the part where Juni was added, somehow...)
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Atsushi nervously smiled at Jouno and Tecchou, two of the hunting dogs. "U-Um, how are you two today?" He asked. "Quite alright thank you, and yourself?" Jouno smiled "I'm good! Great in fact..!" He was scared.
"I don't appreciate liars, but I understand why you're doing so" Jouno said "Ah! Sorry! I'm just nervous is all!" Atsushi apologised.
"Well we did try to kill you and your friends a month or two ago" Tecchou said as he bit into his strawberry and sriracha sauce pasta. Atsushi refused to look at the plate for obvious reasons.
Jouno slapped him hard in the back of the head "You're disgusting! Strawberries with Sriracha and pasta?! Where'd you even get the strawberries from?! They gave you the sriracha begrudgingly but there's no way they would give you strawberries with it!" He yelled at the latter "I had them in my pocket when we left" Tecchou calmly responded.
Jouno's face distorted in an even more disgusted way "Ew! We left at 1:00 in the morning! It's currently 12:47 in the afternoon!!!" He couldn't even bare to face his partner.
Tecchou just continued eating his abomination as Atsushi and Jouno discussed the reasoning for their meeting. "So, the Armed Detective Agency wish to take the Port Mafia under their wing? That'll be quite the mess for you all if they commit more crimes" Jouno calmly stated. Atsushi nodded.
"Yes! And we're all well aware of it. Though all the members have agreed to this! If we're going to be allied with the Port Mafia, we also want to be able to do things around the city without being pulled over or chased by police and government officials!" Atsushi eagerly explained to the two hunting dogs.
"Yes, I understand that much, but this also being an act of lifting their charges? That's quite the request for that group" Jouno said as he bit into an apple before Tecchou stole it for his weird spicy, fruit pasta.
Atsushi got out of his seat and went on his hands and knees on the floor "Please!! Let the agency help the Port Mafia slowly lift and repay their charges by having them work under us as an act of community service and the dark side of us in the case where murder is the only option! Please I beg of you!!" He pleaded with the two "Ah! There's no need for this!!" Jouno was rather surprised and Tecchou just brought the tiger to his feet.
"Oh alright then, but if they commit one crime know that the agency will take most of the fall for it, is that fair?" Jouno sighed, finally giving in. "Yes!! Thank you so very much Mister Jouno! We'll make sure the mafia are under control! Please have a good day!" Atsushi bowed as he left his money on the table and ran up the stairs to the agency.
Jouno chuckled "What a strange but nice kid" "Mhm" Tecchou took a hug bite of his pasta "Oh would you eat something normal for once?!?! And stop using a spoon!"
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"Um, hello..?" Akutagawa waited at the door to the agency to unlock the door before he broke it down.
He heard a sigh from behind him "Oh my- just ask me! I have the key too" Lucy unlocked the door for the mafioso and went downstairs.
He breathed in "Alright, just deliver the folders to the president and get the hell out. It's not that hard, it's just the agency, with Jinko...Doesn't matter! Doesn't matter!" He shook his thoughts away and opened the door.
He stumbled back unexpectedly when something fell into his chest. He dropped the folders and looked down at was in his chest, ready to throw it away but his face flushed red instead.
"Ugh...why was that such a- A-Akutagawa!?!?" Atsushi pulled away from the other in embarrasment as he held onto himself.
"I-uh-why-Jinko-" Akutagawa was stumbling over his words as he looked at the other.
Atsushi was in a long pink dress with teal sheer fabrics draped around his arms and his back. His long bang was braided and he had earrings in, his face was red in embarrasment both from crashing into Akutagawa's chest and the outfit he was forced into by Naomi and Haruno. It kind of looked like a princess dress honestly.
"Hah! I was still recording Atsushi-Kun!!" Dazai shouted from his desk "Dazai-San!!" Atsushi was very flustered and red.
Akutagawa came back to his senses and picked up the files, delivered them, and ran the hell out of the agency.
"Ryūunosuke, what's wrong with you?" Gin asked her brother as she set down a cup of tea in front of him. "I..." he wouldn't tell her, no way in hell would he tell her.
He was still thinking of the earlier event involving Atsushi in the dress which left him quite red. Gin then came to a realization "Something happened with Atsushi and you'rr simping again. Got it" "Ah- Gin!!"
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This is based off something that really happened to my friend rainnightwolf0 during a class math running thing with one of the school leaders aside from the love thing.
Don't worry I have her permission to write this by the way.
