Tea Doing Time ~ C1

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Strawberry Jello: Yea yea yea let's get this party started!!!!!!

Dead silence as she gets shot death stares from the crowd.

Strawberry Jello: This is seeming like one lame party if I'm being honest....

Molotov: Read the fucking room. he rolls his eyes.

Strawberry Jello: SOMEONE DIED??

Orangey: No I think they ment the host is running a bit late.

Strawberry Jello: Well, I wonder why?

Suddenly, the TV flicks on, with a transmission, featuring the host in a grey room with dirty walls and tough prison style beds in the background.

Cyber Chip: waves at the TV. Well,there's your awnser

Mad Hatter: HE- H HEY!!! CAN YO YOU HEAR ME???

Orangey: Yea, where the hell are you????

Mad Hatter: LO-LOOK THEY PUT ME IN A CELL OK, IM IN PRISON!!!

the crowd gasps.

Low Battery: Wonderful, now I can finally go to sleep. He starts to lay down....

........before strawberry Jello blows a air horn into their ear.

Strawberry Jello: THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO SLEEP

Quepa: Yea the guy is in JAIL for crying out loud and you are THIS INSENSITIVE??

Low Battery: But I'm tired.....

Molotov: And I'm TIRED of you running your fucking mouth!

Low Battery: Then let me go to sleep!!

Molotov: Oh.... I willl...... he pulls out a knife and waves it around

Strawberry Jello: Guy please this isnt the time!!!

Mad Hatter: THANK YOU! Now, I need you all to break me out!!!!

Molotov: How exactly?

Mad Hatter: idk just, FIGURE IT OUT, I HAVE TO GO BEFORE- the screen cuts to static.

Orangey: OH NO!!!! THEY GOT HIM!!!!!

Molotov: Well DUH smartass he's in jail! Now does ANYONE have a idea to get him out?

Low Battery: Lets all go to sleep......

Molotov: Oh, we can do that alright...... he begins to bash his head against the wall repeatedly. He does this hard enough to leave marks of blood on the wall. He then throws him to the floor.

Blood Cell: Yikes...

Strawberry Jello: Ok what the fuck dude?

Molotov: he kept trying to go to sleep in the middle of this IMPORTANT OPERATION. as the leader of "Bring home the hatter" I don't have the fucking time!

Strawberry Jello: While that is a cool name for this operation, who said you are the head of it?

Molotov: I can ask the same for you, blob bitch.

Strawberry Jello: Lets see then, all in favor of me being head of this operation raise a limb!

Just about everyone but molotov does this.

Strawberry Jello: There, now im the head of this!

Molotov: Ok ok, now tell us your plan, Ms. "Double op"

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