The Wrong Fuse To Lose ~ C4

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the doorbell rings early one morning.

The cast is laying down on the sofas, finally taking in the chance to relax.

Molotov: Ugh I REALLY don't feel like getting the door he groans.

Mad Hatter: And I don't WANNA get the door, after seeing that girl.

Strawberry Jello: What girl?

Tea Cup: That tax document girl. I HATE paying my taxes!

Mad Hatter: Same, maybe I need to figure out how to evade them one da-

Molotov: Can someone just get the Damm door already???? They keep ringing OVER and OVER

Strawberry Jello: I'll get it!

She skips over to the door, and opens it.

It's a package, that she takes happily. She then brings it to the table.

Strawberry Jello: Hmmmm, did yall order anything?

Everyone that's in the room shakes their head.

Orangey: What do yall think it is?

Strawberry Jello: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, only one way to find ou-

Molotov: WAIT, WHAT IF ITS DANGEROUS????

Strawberry Jello: Stop being such a baby I'm sure its- she says as she opens the box to a bomb, a bomby plush to be specific, yet no one can tell, this cuts her off. OMG ITS A BOMB!!!@

and everyone freaks out.

Molotov: AHHHH SEE I TOLD YOU

Orangey: OH shit shit what do we do???

Halaphesious: Lets take it to the police!

Molotov: WE JUST RECENTLY ESCAPED THE POLICE DUMBASS

Halaphesious: Oh, well, let me see-

Molotov: NO THEN YOU WILL KILL US ALL

Halaphesious: Ugh I hate this

Strawberry Jello: Guys lets just bury it underground!

Molotov: First off that will create a sinkhole and sink us all in, secondly we have TWO MINUTES!!!!

Low Battery: walks in. Heyyyy guysss in a sleepy tone.

Molotov: Says a bit sarcastically. Ohhhh morning sleepy head, WE KINDA ARE IN THE MIDDLE 0F SOMETHING??

Low Battery: What, breakfast?

Quepa: No! We have a BOMB!

Low Battery: Oh.

Molotov: TFYM OH? ARE U NOT FREAKING OUT????

Low Battery: Idk, im sleepy I just want food.

Strawberry Jello: Wait, has anyone ever considered to try to power up the battery?

Quepa: Hmmmm, no, why?

Strawberry Jello: I suppose if he's powered up, he will have the power to walk faster!

Molotov: Now that just SOUNDS like nonsense!

Strawberry Jello: ignores him, and runs to a room.

Shortly, she comes back with a cellphone charger.

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