The Stormy Pursuit ~ C7b

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The group of people with hatter are back on the highway again, while the skies around them are gloom and dark.

Orangy: I CANT BELIVEE YALL LET HIM GET A FUCKING RAT BUT I CANT HAVE A DRAGON! WHAT THE HELL GUYS

Hatter: Uh huh now repeat what you just said VERY SLOWLY and you should hear why.

Orangy: Fuck you.

Stone Potion: HEY YOU WATCH WHAT YOU SAY TO LITTLE TIM BACK HERE!

Strawberry Jello: GUYS guys lets just calm down ok?

Puzzle: Yea what SJ said! She's always so right!!

Stone Potion: You are surely quite the fangirl aren't you....

Puzzle: Hell Yea!! Go SJ go!! Woooo!!! And her new pet charlie!!!

Strawberry Jello: You can say that again I LOVE this guy!!! she pets her new pet worm.

Hatter: Well im glad everyone is loving their new pets, even if they are extremely abnormal for pets good for yall!

Strawberry Jello: Thanks!

Then, Thunder begins to erupt in the skies, as well as lightning, and the winds pick up.

Duckie: Looks like a bad storm is coming... oh no.....

Stone Potion: Meh, it'll be fine.

Duckie: Your not worried AT ALL?!

Stone Potion: Duckie I can assure you..... we aren't in the slightest.

Duckie: Wow you sure are brave huh?

Stone Potion: No its called dealing with enough bullshit for something like this to be nothing in comparison.

Orangy: Well I can't say hes wrong, we have gone through quite a lot of wild stuff worse than a little storm

Hatter: Well don't worry guys, things seem to finally be settling down now, so lets just ke- suddenly, his phone rings.

Stone Potion: Oh cool yet another call on the bullshit HQ hotline!

Hatter: Hey don't assume the worst ok, it could be just a normal call.....

Strawberry Jello: Or a stupid spam call, I HATE those things, like NO I do NOT care about the stupid Medicare enrollment period you fucking pricks

Hatter: Yeah, I know, those suck too, but Now I willl answer the call!

Orangy: That sentence sounds so weird imo

Hatter: How?

Orangy: It's just that, I never see anyone say "I will now answer the call" when they get a call.

Hatter: Shut up and let me get this.

Stone Potion: Idek if you can get it, you are talking quite a long time to answer that phone...

Puzzle: I didn't know phones even rang for this long, but I b-

Strawberry Jello: No puzzle, no I didn't actually know that. Now hatter are you going to-

Hatter: YES YES I WILL IF YALL CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP!! He gradually yells as he picks up the phone. Hey hey it's the hat man what ya wa-

The Phone: HATTER PLEASE HELP US!! WE ARE BEING ATTACKED PLEASE HURRY!!

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