The Limit And The Loaf ~ C5

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Buckle up bitches. Its a long boi

A car pulls up to a spot on the yoyle beach.

The engine hums as the door is slammed shut.

Who did this? A quite angry Molotov driver.

Fed up with all the bullshit this so called "competition" has subjected him to, he storms over to Low Battery.

Everyone and everything has a limit.

Where does this limit lie for the contestants, and the environment of Tea Time Terror?

The awnser, is....... Well:

Molotov: violently shakes the battery. GET YOUR ASS UP

Low Battery: What, huh? He studders, a bit in a depleted tone due to just being woken up Uh- uhh umm, look I'm trying to sleep here so can you just-

Molotov: I DONT WANNA FUCKING HEAR THAT SHIT, NOW GET YOU AND THAT STUPID FUCKING PLUSH IN THE CAR NOW!

Low Battery: Fineeeee, I'll get up.....

BTD5: walks over, and slaps the battery hard on the face, snatching his plush. Fuck you

Low Battery: Owwww, wtf? So Uncalled for but, you go ig

BTD5: turns around again to face him. EXCUSEEEE me? YOU took MY plush TWO THOUSAND MILES and made us have to come ALL THE WAY HERE to get your SLOBBY ASS TO GIVE IT BACK. Now THATS what is "uncalled for".

Low Battery: Because we thought it was a real bomb. Plus, I didn't force you to come here.

Molotov: Yea Battery, you are right, you didn't. turns to BTD5, pointing a finger into him. On the other hand, YOU went off on us and FORCED US to come ALLLL the way here for a FUCKING PLUSH. Now I'm TIRED of the bullshit from BOTH of you, so GO GET IN THE CAR BEFORE I-

Strawberry Jello: Meanwhile, this silly blob of Jello has jumped into the driver seat, and is now honking the horn. You snooze you lose!! She giggles. Now come on!!!! Lets get this road trip back on WOOOO!! she says in a silly, cheerful tone.

Molotov: groans. Where is a good gun when you need it?

BTD5: I know right

Molotov: Shut up before I punch you in the fucking-

Strawberry Jello: honks more. Cmon guys, lets goo! There's some places I wanna get to see!!

Molotov: IF YOU DONT CHILL WITH THAT HORN I WILL-

Low Battery: You need to learn how to relax. Just relax my man.

Molotov: What is it with you people and cutting off my sente-

Strawberry Jello: honks. Because it's fun! She says with a giggle.

Molotov: I did not sign up for a this shit... he groans.

Hatter: Actually, ya did! See? He pulls out a piece of paper.

Molotov: Man fuck this. He sighs, getting into the car, along others.

The car then pulls off.

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Meanwhile, the car drives down the highway.

BTD5: Holding and hugging his plush, smiling. Man I LOVE this plush

Molotov: Geez you think we don't know......

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