Tea Time Terror

Code Red ~ C6b

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I am so sorry if this feels rushed and not as fun to read. I was tight on time for this part, but I still hope it's enjoyable.

The war inside of the asteroid belt winds

down, many people have gotten wiped out at this point. A back and forth war of people throwing and redirecting asteroids between Space Helmet, Stone Potion, and Strawberry Jello, and low Battery and Sheriff ensues in this environment of flying rocks, bullets occasionally from either side, and a bit of blood streams from people getting hit and badly injured.

Stone Potion is now chipped, Strawberry Jello has missing chunks and a bullet in her, low Battery is dented and sheriff has a big tear in him. Space Helmet is still mostly intact however.

Low Battery: Bitch just give up already, I don't even know how you are alive.

Stone Potion: Tell that to blob girl over there. He points at her damage. But anyhow, time to finish your ass off.

Strawberry Jello: Yea you are going down

Sheriff: I just started getting lines and I'm not fixin' to lose now, so you are finna get it now! He grabs a oncoming asteroid. Now you best be ready for the hurtin'!

Strawberry Jello: I sure am! Bring it- suddenly, her phone rings. Ooo hold on I gotta take this.

Sheriff: Now why in tarnation is this stand off getting interrupted?? And how are them fancy cellular devices operatin?

Stone Potion: DO NOT get them started......

Sheriff: Well yall best get it back in gear and take the bea-

Strawberry Jello: answers the phone, pushing him aside. Hello? ....omg quepa!? Is that you, how are you doing girl? ......WHAT? ........Coming HERE?? .......Oh shit i- suddenly stone Potion snatches the phone from her and hangs it up. Hey what the hell, this was an important call!

Stone Potion: Well not losing is MORE important , so you need to cut that out right- he is suddenly knocked out by sheriff's rock.

Sheriff: Man it's getting really obvious yall know nothin' bout no standoff rules... he chuckles, tipping himself down.

Strawberry Jello: GUYS LISTEN EVIL LEAFY IS COMING!!!

Space Helmet: EVIL LEAFY??

Strawberry Jello: YEA WE GOT TO GET BACK IN THE SHIP AND GET OUT OF HERE!!

Sheriff: Yall really believe in that ridiculous folktale??

Space Helmet: Yes we do! So we need to get in the ship before- suddenly, a small rock flies into the inside of space Helmet, cracking him but not to a shatter. The rock is still intact, however. Owww.....what the fuck

Sheriff: See that was just a puny little rock, now yall need quit your whining' so we can get it on, right part.....ner? He looks over at low Battery to see him asleep. Did he seriously go to sleep again??

He goes up to Low Battery, and he stuck a note on him that reads: "got sick of waiting, so I went back to sleep. You snooze I snooze I suppose."

Sheriff: Great, so now im....

Strawberry Jello: All alone.... Yep! She says as low Battery is knocked out. Well, any last words?

Sheriff: You are the one who should be saying that.